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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Fictional places A-Z |
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Posted: 04 Jul 2015, 12:42 am
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| Christmas Town - The home of Santa Claus and the site of his subsequent kidnapping in The Nightmare Before Christmas. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:38 pm
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Replies: 19,015
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AGAIN with the wish-forgetting.
I wish I wish I was a fish. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:37 pm
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Replies: 19,015
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| You're a superhero now! Too bad your series is cancelled after only five issues due to no-one caring about any superheroes not named Batman or the Avengers |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:28 pm
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Whoops, forgot my wish.
I wish that I could leave a huge impact on the world before I pass on. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:27 pm
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Replies: 1,710
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| However, if you wanna be REALLY popular and trendy, join Myspace! They'll never go out of style. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:25 pm
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Replies: 19,015
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| You're a supervillain, but now you never win because... well, you're a SUPERVILLAIN. What'd ya expect? |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:20 pm
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Replies: 1,710
Views: 43,072
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| As you eat, the enamel in your teeth break down. However, you can sharpen those dulled teeth back up by chewing on glass. 9 out of 10 dentists wouldn't lie! |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:15 pm
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Replies: 19,015
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You discover that the cause you've dedicated your life to was naught but a horrible lie! You have only made things worse. 
I wish I knew why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:13 pm
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Replies: 1,710
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| Go up to a Hispanic person and tell them "Tu madre es una prostituta." Not only will they compliment your fluent grammar, but they'll know that it means you find their mothers to be classy women! |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:07 pm
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You're Attila the Hun now. After many amazing conquests, you return home to plot your assault on Constantinople only to die from excessive internal bleeding.
I wish for true love. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 6:00 pm
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Replies: 1,710
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| If you want to drink Vodka effortlessly, learn Russian. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 5:58 pm
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Replies: 19,015
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You are now Vlad the Impaler! Now all will tremble before your gory might as you skewer your enemies on wooden spikes!
Or you would, if you hadn't been dead for centuries.
I wish I had the power to read minds. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 5:51 pm
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Replies: 1,710
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| If you DON'T have cancer, drink ALL the vodka. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 5:45 pm
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Replies: 1,710
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| Wear a realistic gorilla suit at all times. Just do it. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 5:44 pm
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| You have a brand new super car! It's a super fast, super durable, super smooth ride with a super-intelligent AI at the helm so you don't even need to steer! In fact, it's SO super that it surpasses you in every way imaginable. It drives off to Hollywood to become a super successful movie star/musici... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2015, 5:36 pm
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Replies: 1,710
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| If you're an atheist, go on Christian web forums and talk about the nonexistence of God! Similarly, if you're a Christian, go on Atheist web forums and proselytize! Either way, they will respect your unique viewpoint! |
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