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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Post a Movie, Replace a Word With Cat |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 10:33 am
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The City of Lost Cats
Reservoir Cats |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today? |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 10:07 am
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Replies: 2,296
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Despite the name, there are no whales resident in Wales- as far as anyone has observed so far.
Maybe they only come out at night. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today? |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 10:02 am
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the town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky has elected dogs as mayor for about twenty years running now.
they work cheap and not a single one has been indicted... yet.
Make up your own joke about 2020. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: In one word, how do you feel right now? |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 9:53 am
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Replies: 28,148
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What time is it now, where you are? |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 9:35 am
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| It's now where I am now. Duh, Captain Obvious. ( this answer is typical of what I say when a NiT asks me "What time is it?' "What, you mean NOW?'') " I think this qualifies me as an ASD guy. Typical NT response: "You a**hole!" Jerx. Always overlooking the obvious. ... NTs. C... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 9:15 am
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Replies: 1,710
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| Circumcising a (possibly irritated cat) seems like bad advice to me, on the same order of risk as testing the Kangaroo fart theory with a flaming stick applied to the relevant orifice. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 9:01 am
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Replies: 1,710
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auntblabby wrote: eat legos dipped in arsenic sauce
Nah, Ketchup.
Any thing is edible with enough ketchup. Yes, ANYTHING.
(insert tasteless obscene joke of your choice here) |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 8:57 am
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Replies: 1,710
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Fnord wrote: Hold on tight and don't let go when baptizing your cat.
this can be circumvented by getting an Episcopalian Cat. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Really Bad Advice Thread |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 8:52 am
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Replies: 1,710
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| Do not get into a staring contest with the Abyss. The Abyss will win. Kangaroo farts do not burn. Do not attempt to test this hypothesis, there may be serious injuries. Just take the researcher's word for for it. They get paid for this stuff. Owait, that's good advice. OK- Rhinoceri make nearly invi... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: wanna open a Mouse Dairy? read this first. |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 7:37 am
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| recently i made a post I know not where, that described a curious apparatus I once saw in a lab equipment catalogue years ago.. A mouse milking machine. seriously. it exists. Or used to. Deciding I should own such a curious object, I searched E-bay, no dice, but I found this scientific paper on the ... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: A-Z of words YOU like |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 6:36 am
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Replies: 7,104
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| acromulent a new neologism that is not cromulent. This is correct suffix use. Cromulator - a person or thing that generates good new coinage. this is an example of self-rep the term defines itself in a recursive way. Ex: I am a relentless cromulator. for instance: Thimblehat : a person so deficient... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: A-Z of words YOU like |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 5:36 am
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Replies: 7,104
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| Oop, somehow quoted myself. self ref. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: A-Z of words YOU like |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 5:35 am
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| [quote="jifmam j jasond"]Fustigate". from the Simpsons episode where Homer goes into the ring With Drederic Tatum. Moe sez, "He cant go in there! He'll fustigate him!" the formal legal term is to 'be severely criticized". Frinstance, I was recently fustigated for an ill... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: A-Z of words YOU like |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 5:30 am
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| Fustigate". from the Simpsons episode where Homer goes into the ring With Drederic Tatum. Moe sez, "He cant go in there! He'll fustigate him!" the formal legal term is to 'be severely criticized". Frinstance, I was recently fustigated for an ill-advised post by the Mods. the lite... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: if you had over a BILLION DOLLARS!! ! whoopie! |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 5:08 am
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| I would try to do some good for this madly incompetent society. As one example, the rationale for building nuclear weapons was "to protect our children". That is clearly absurd. The cold war wasn't about Cappies VS Commies, it was about"Cod fearing Christians versus the CODLESS HERETI... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Metacognition |
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Posted: 08 May 2019, 4:30 am
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Replies: 18
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| I’m very absentminded, so I need to write appointments down in my agenda immediately or I’ll forget to and miss the appointment. In college, I had to write to do lists for every task to stay on track. This is possibly the result of your executive function disorder, assuming you have it... I have th... |
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