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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: The American Dream Is Dead |
| lostonearth35 |
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Replies: 22
Views: 176
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Of course I won't achieve the American Dream. I'm Canadian.
And I just love how Americans just naturally assume everyone else is also American and everything in other countries is exactly the same as the USA.  |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What's the last weirdest dream you had? |
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Posted: Yesterday, 5:02 pm
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Replies: 7,968
Views: 418,656
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| I dreamed I was watching Weird Al on TV hosting his own show. Not the short-lived kid's show that had a very cheesy moral lesson in each episode back in the 90s, but more like a sketch comedy more aimed at adults like SNL. But it seemed all the "humor" was about "wokeism". For ex... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Today I Learned |
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Posted: Yesterday, 4:38 pm
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Replies: 142
Views: 10,287
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| US Soldiers during WWII would sometimes take the teeth, ears, or even the skulls of Japanese soldiers as trophies. You've got to love the way war has dehumanized hundreds of thousands of people because they're seen as "the enemy". They don't see them as people who think and feel and are no... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Make an extremely dark joke. |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: Yesterday, 4:21 pm
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Replies: 650
Views: 27,034
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"I once knew a lady who was attacked by her own guard dog."
"Doberman Pinscher?"
"No, Doberman bit her!" |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What did you do today? |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: 15 May 2024, 10:34 pm
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Replies: 101
Views: 6,520
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| ^Is this what we're all going to be when we get old? I may as well end myself now. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Make an extremely dark joke. |
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Posted: 15 May 2024, 5:11 pm
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Replies: 650
Views: 27,034
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, the world's oldest politician joke:
How do you know if a politician is lying?
When his lips are moving! |
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Forum: The Haven Topic: Would you save humanity? |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: 13 May 2024, 9:08 pm
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Replies: 18
Views: 374
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| Assuming I wouldn't be kidnapped and horribly tortured until forced to hand out the cure, I would refuse to give it to the following types of humans: Politicians, murderers, politicians, rapists, politicians, any type of hate groups, politicians, people who kill endangered animals, politicians, Auti... |
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Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends Topic: "can you" |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: 13 May 2024, 8:29 pm
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Replies: 11
Views: 933
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| Reminds me of being a kid in school and the teachers would tell us to ask "May I" and not "Can I" if asking permission for something. As if they never said "Can I" themselves. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Warning: Superman costume does not enable flight. |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: 13 May 2024, 8:20 pm
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Replies: 19
Views: 528
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| This was on a costume in an adult size, right? Not a kid's costume. Because first, there are grown adults that are really that dumb. And second, in the USA especially, they have to put that warning on it so they don't their butts sued off if some dumb adult gets themself injured because their lawyer... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Hand Sanitizer |
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Posted: 13 May 2024, 2:23 pm
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Replies: 6
Views: 346
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| I think most hand sanitizer is a mixture of gel and alcohol. I once tried making it myself, before we even had covid, by mixing aloe vera gel and rubbing alcohol together. But it turned out really badly, the fumes were potent. Putting glitter in it was even worse. But they call it *hand* sanitizer f... |
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Forum: News and Current Events Topic: Lithium in drinking water |
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Posted: 13 May 2024, 11:48 am
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Replies: 5
Views: 644
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You'd think lithium in drinking water would help people with bipolar disorder.
But not really. Lithium pills are incredibly dangerous and have all kinds of horrid side effects. I feel so bad that people with bipolar can't take anything better.  |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Make an extremely dark joke. |
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Posted: 12 May 2024, 4:06 pm
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Replies: 650
Views: 27,034
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What's the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Kids don't eat Brussels sprouts.
Okay, that was more gross than dark.  |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Tylenol and Autism link? |
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Posted: 12 May 2024, 4:01 pm
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Replies: 15
Views: 1,366
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Obviously my mother took Tylenol, smoked, drank alcohol and did heroine when she was pregnant with me. 
Ha ha, just kidding. My mom is great.  |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Discussing Suicide Prevention in the Autism Community |
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Posted: 12 May 2024, 3:55 pm
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Replies: 13
Views: 854
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| How can anyone not be suicidal in this day and age? |
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Forum: News and Current Events Topic: Allegations U.S. Downplaying Havana Syndrome |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: 12 May 2024, 12:50 pm
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Replies: 1
Views: 459
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| I think I have "Being alive on Earth in the 2020s" Syndrome. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Did PC Wokeness Kill Comedy or Is Jerry Seinfeld Unfunny? |
| lostonearth35 |
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Posted: 12 May 2024, 12:29 pm
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Replies: 40
Views: 1,430
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| I remember an episode where Jerry asks a man if he knows of any any good Chinese restaurants. He can't see the man's face because he's bent over checking a mailbox, or something like that. Then the man stands up and looks at Jerry, and it just happens he was Asian and he flips out at Jerry for askin... |
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