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 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 1:54 pm 

Replies: 4,649
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YMBAAI You feel an overwhelming urge to explain the obvious.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY DAMMIT!! !

Posted: 02 Jun 2010, 6:04 am 

Replies: 105
Views: 10,894


Blindspot149 wrote:
George W. Bush


YOU SUCKED 8 YEARS OF OUR LIFE AND NOW YOU WANT TO ELECT !#$&@*@#(*&#$ JEB TOO!?!?!?!?!?!?

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY DAMMIT!! !

Posted: 02 Jun 2010, 5:56 am 

Replies: 105
Views: 10,894


Two men are sitting next to each other on a train, both have black eyes. The first one turns to the other and asks: "Quite the shiner you have there, how'd it happen?" The Second man faces the first and says: "Well, it was a bit of a Freudian slip. You see, when I bought my ticket, the teller had s...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY DAMMIT!! !

Posted: 29 May 2010, 9:48 pm 

Replies: 105
Views: 10,894


One time while at work I gambled on a fart and lost. In the bathroom stall I decided it was easier to use my pocket knife and cut off my underwere and flush it down. The next day there was a company wide meeting where they described my underwere and said they had my initials on them. They didn't si...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Self diagnosed people here don't have aspergers

Posted: 20 May 2010, 6:07 am 

Replies: 654
Views: 77,694


Eight posts, eh? You're a little young to be making such statements. You'll likely piss a bunch of people off. IMO, if you come to WP and finally feel like you're on the right planet, you have diagnosed yourself. As others have mentioned, doctors don't necessarily know more than we do. Anyway, who ...

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: Questions about you

Posted: 20 May 2010, 5:52 am 

Replies: 5,816
Views: 1,337,158


Welcome to the wrong planet!!

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: Questions about you

Posted: 19 May 2010, 5:15 am 

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Ray, and Mgran, welcome to the wrongplanet.

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: Hello..I'm no longer in denial.

Posted: 18 May 2010, 9:47 pm 

Replies: 9
Views: 1,186


Hello and welcome. Sorry to hear about your melt downs.

[sarcasm] I know that I thoroughly enjoy mine [/sarcasm]

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 18 May 2010, 5:42 am 

Replies: 4,649
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YMBAAI At age 6 you tried to make a mud ball "factory" and spent the day making it efficient and coming up with quality control specs for said mud balls. Y(ALSO)MBAAI You don't understand why this does not get you any points in a job interview. At least I threw the mud balls at the neighbors dogs.

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 18 May 2010, 5:38 am 

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YMBAAI: You remember that in second edition AD&D (which you haven't played in nearly 2 decades) a short sword costs 10 gold, does 1d6 damage, a long sword costs 15 gold and does 1d8 damage, a two handed sword costs 50 gold and does 1d10 damage (by the way, shouldn't it cost 20 gold to follow th...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 18 May 2010, 5:38 am 

Replies: 4,649
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YMBAAI: You remember that in second edition AD&D (which you haven't played in nearly 2 decades) a short sword costs 10 gold, does 1d6 damage, a long sword costs 15 gold and does 1d8 damage, a two handed sword costs 50 gold and does 1d10 damage (by the way, shouldn't it cost 20 gold to follow th...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 18 May 2010, 5:19 am 

Replies: 4,649
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YMBAAI You are happy about the BP oil rig explosion because it is a chance to try new technologies.

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 18 May 2010, 5:17 am 

Replies: 4,649
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You Might Be An Aspie If - The total value of the computers in your home far exceeds the total value of your clothing. But, computers are expensive and cloths are cheap unless you're one of those wackos that buy designer labels . . . YMBAAI You have more computers than pairs of jeans. But again, yo...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 17 May 2010, 10:16 pm 

Replies: 4,649
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YMBAAI you easily grasp calculus but you are 37 and have trouble understanding the concept of social reciprocity.

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 17 May 2010, 9:47 pm 

Replies: 4,649
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YMBAAI Flatulence in public does not embarrass you but saying "hi" does.

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: You Might be an Aspie if...

Posted: 17 May 2010, 9:31 pm 

Replies: 4,649
Views: 659,382


YMBAAI The only test you worried about passing was a Turing test.
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