Movies that fell below your expectations...

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Scarface, too long

I dunno, I happen to love Scarface, and Depalma in the 80's was fantastic. If they remade Scarface today, which knowing Hollywood today they will, they probably would cut it in half and skip all the good build up, it may have
seemed slow, but there was so much good stuff in there.

Saw Clash of the Titans over the weekend, one of the many wasteful remakes, they are taking movies I fondly remember from my childhood and making horrible big budget movies out of them. But that seems to be the problem. Someone mentioned I am Legend, that is the 2nd remake of a movie, it started out as a super cheap Vincent
Price movie Last Man on Earth, cool flick. Than Charlton Heston was in the remake, Omega Man, great movie.
Than they dumped over 100 million to remake it again, and out came I am Legend, bleh.
Pretty much you name the remake, and it was dissapointing, except for Man on Fire, probably best remake ever.

I had heard that all "2 movies" or sequels were doomed to failure but there have been enough noteworthy exceptions to prove that wrong, some that even surpass the first film. Remakes are another story, though. I agree that they seldom go well... especially a lot of recent offerings. However, I would offer that remakes of films based upon literary works are the exception. It's especially true that if a movie was made from a book in the early years of filmmaking, you are going to find more recent remakes often correct changes that never should have been made. The Enchanted April filmed back in the day switched the ladies' names for some reason, and after noting such an arbitrary change I couldn't bring myself to watch the rest of the movie. The 1993 remake, however, is a charming film. Not for everyone, of course, but it captured things better. Also Pride and Prejudice, which has been made again and again, has been much improved over the Laurence Olivier/Greer Garson film. Much as I love those actors, the story was so hammered by the time they got done with it that it just irritated me to watch it. Little Women, filmed with Winona Ryder, was actually pretty good... and I don't really like her that much, or even Little Women that much. Yet it was a nice film. Sure, it was once made starring Katharine Hepburn, but she chewed the scenery so badly that it kinda ruined it. Also A Christmas Carol (I favor the Patrick Stewart version).

I don't say all remakes of books or plays came out better, since there was a wonderful version of A Midsummer Night's Dream from the 1930s, and some Dickens stories, and I'll take Pygmalion over My Fair Lady any day. I'm just saying that there are some remakes out there that have done the world a favor by providing a better option.

That said, worst remake ever: The Pink Panther! How bitterly disappointing! Not the films, which couldn't disappoint me since I didn't expect them to exceed the quality of the old ones, but Steve Martin. I really thought he knew better. Chevy Chase, Dana Carvey, I'd expect this from. Even Eddie Murphy, as good as he is. But Steve Martin? Eccentric, even weird in his comic style, yes, sometimes going more mainstream in his films, sure, but turning just plain stupid? Seriously, does he drink? I know that isn't so much a disappointing movie as a disappointing actor, though, or I'd start ranting about Mike Myers next. Sigh.

Titanic
In Bruges
Love in the time of Cholera (Vomit inducingly bad)

Public Enemies. It's the only Johnny Depp movie I've seen that I dislike. I think it's because his character doesn't have any qualities that make him stand out.

I know earlier I said I didn't like PotC , but I gave it a second chance and actually found myself enjoying it the 2nd time through.

The sad thing for me with public enemies is, like Depalma, I'd put that director Michael Mann in my list of all time favorites, Thief, Mahunter, Heat, and the television show Miami Vice, the movie was an atrocity, and so was Public Enemies.
It reminded me of his other bad movie last of the mohicans. But more hits than misses.

Kill Bill was better

ruveyn

99% of "The Crying Game" was superb, but the ending sucked big wind[!] and adversely colored the preceding 99% of the film. i much preferred the alternate ending where Fergie and Dil disappear into the crowd, happily ever after.

"Pulp Fiction" made me feel like taking a bath in chlorophyl afterwards. seeing this movie reminded me of a critic's dismissive review of the john waters film "Pink Flamingos"- "it was like watching a septic tank exploding." btw i loved "Pink Flamingos" and john waters films in general. but "Pulp Fiction" was not my cup of tea.

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, From Dusk Till Dawn, Inglorious Basterds, pretty much every Quentin Tarantino movie. I just don't like them.

I had no prior expectations of -The Crying Game- before I saw it because I had no idea of what the plot was. Seeing it just creeped me out. Yuccchhhh! I found that androgynous creature who played the transvestite disgusting.

ruveyn

Mean Girls - I was rather surprised by the hype behind this film as I found it to be nothing more than another run-of-the-mill whiny teen "comedy" with very few laughs. And personally I found the film to be very bias and hypocritical in the portrayal of the so-called "sympathetic" characters. I found myself liking the characters who were supposed to be hated in the film more than the characters I was supposed to like.

Tina Fey can act comedy, but she shouldnt be writing it!

I find Pixar films a bit overrhyped too. The one I was really dissappointed with was Ratatouille (felt way too long to me). And I found Monster's Inc to be kinda boring. The other Pixar films are okay.

I'm not going to rag on any specific movie, but honestly... 95% of movies made these days. It's easier to count the movies I do like.

Seconded.

i felt like saying that, but i can only say that i watched one too many of his movies so just watching the previews of the others didn't qualify me to judge them. but the previews turned me off also. i don't like sneering and mean, and his films are sneering and mean in a nutshell.

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