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11 Nov 2007, 8:08 pm

On the Simpsons, there are a lot of catchy sign marquees and slogans. Which ones are your favorites?

I like: Candy Convention, Room 11. Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention, Room 111.

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11 Nov 2007, 9:35 pm

Van Houten Wedding: Please do not kick sea turtles

(from tonight's episode)

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12 Nov 2007, 5:53 am

Jolly Gummy Bears: They hibernate in your colon.

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18 Nov 2007, 11:20 am

Kidstown USA: Not affiliated with Kidstown Juvenile Correctional Farm.


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28 Nov 2007, 1:15 am

I like your first one the best but also(cant remember them exactly):

- Painless Dentistry (formerly Painful Dentistry) (from last exit to springfield)
- Marine World - No longer educational
- Springfield Arena - Tonight: Hockey game, Tomorrow: Entertain Yourselves Dammit (from lisa on ice)
- Tonight: Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence



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28 Nov 2007, 2:42 am

I don't remember the episode, but they were doing a fun-run and the banner said

"Blow out your knees for charity!"



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28 Nov 2007, 3:47 am

A hairdresser's: "Turn your Head and Coif"

Austr(al)ian parliament: "Cart Your Arse on In!"

Canadian graffiti: "Obey the Rules"


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28 Nov 2007, 10:22 am

All Creatures Great and Cheap (a pet store): All Our Pets are Flushable


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28 Nov 2007, 7:13 pm

Total Blackout in Springfield (incidentally, during a blackout)


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28 Nov 2007, 7:14 pm

No Synagogue Parking (at the church)


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28 Nov 2007, 7:41 pm

Be like unto the Boy (again, from the church)


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28 Nov 2007, 8:28 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
No Synagogue Parking (at the church)


thats awesome.



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03 Dec 2007, 3:51 pm

Marge: I'm sure StoryTown village is fun for everyone, from 8[pointing to lisa] to ....god only knows[pointing at grandpa].

StoryTown Village - Fun For Ages 1 to 7 and a half



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03 Dec 2007, 11:52 pm

Church sign - There's something about the Virgin Mary
Springfield Wild Animal Park - Born Free, Then Caged
The Springfield Historical Society - Where History Comes Alive (metaphorically)
i think it was at the Springfield museum, "Records(not the good kind, historical ones)"



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09 Dec 2007, 10:36 pm

Christian school sign: We put the Fun back in Fundamentalist Dogma!



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10 Dec 2007, 8:43 am

chesirecat wrote:
Christian school sign: We put the Fun back in Fundamentalist Dogma!


That sounds like a good slogan for the town I live in.

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