Simpsons Marquees

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On the Simpsons, there are a lot of catchy sign marquees and slogans. Which ones are your favorites?

I like: Candy Convention, Room 11. Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention, Room 111.

Tim

Van Houten Wedding: Please do not kick sea turtles

(from tonight's episode)

Tim

Jolly Gummy Bears: They hibernate in your colon.

Tim

Kidstown USA: Not affiliated with Kidstown Juvenile Correctional Farm.

I like your first one the best but also(cant remember them exactly):

- Painless Dentistry (formerly Painful Dentistry) (from last exit to springfield)
- Marine World - No longer educational
- Springfield Arena - Tonight: Hockey game, Tomorrow: Entertain Yourselves Dammit (from lisa on ice)
- Tonight: Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

I don't remember the episode, but they were doing a fun-run and the banner said

"Blow out your knees for charity!"

A hairdresser's: "Turn your Head and Coif"

Austr(al)ian parliament: "Cart Your Arse on In!"

Canadian graffiti: "Obey the Rules"

All Creatures Great and Cheap (a pet store): All Our Pets are Flushable

Total Blackout in Springfield (incidentally, during a blackout)

No Synagogue Parking (at the church)

Be like unto the Boy (again, from the church)

Marge: I'm sure StoryTown village is fun for everyone, from 8[pointing to lisa] to ....god only knows[pointing at grandpa].

StoryTown Village - Fun For Ages 1 to 7 and a half

Church sign - There's something about the Virgin Mary
Springfield Wild Animal Park - Born Free, Then Caged
The Springfield Historical Society - Where History Comes Alive (metaphorically)
i think it was at the Springfield museum, "Records(not the good kind, historical ones)"

Christian school sign: We put the Fun back in Fundamentalist Dogma!