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28 Jan 2008, 11:25 pm

I think it's a tag-team thing. Maybe if you were able to dial 911, the paramedics might get there in time and save you. But since the arthritis is too painful to let you dial 911, it's curtains for you.

A bullet by itself is pretty harmless. But when you add a bullet to a gun...


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28 Jan 2008, 11:26 pm

10. Super Mario World time now. :)



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28 Jan 2008, 11:27 pm

...But a heart-attack alone can kill you, and sometimes that, in itself, is too painful and debilitating for you to call 911.


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28 Jan 2008, 11:32 pm

Phagocyte wrote:
...But a heart-attack alone can kill you, and sometimes that, in itself, is too painful and debilitating for you to call 911.


*Four days pass*

Werbert: But if the runaway ice cream truck took a left turn, went off the bridge, and collided with the tanker full of gasoline, thereby igniting a massive fireball, and the arthritis made it hard to run, that might kill you.

Phagocyte: Yeah, but what if the truck took a right turn?


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28 Jan 2008, 11:35 pm

werbert wrote:
Phagocyte wrote:
...But a heart-attack alone can kill you, and sometimes that, in itself, is too painful and debilitating for you to call 911.


*Four days pass*

Werbert: But if the runaway ice cream truck took a left turn, went off the bridge, and collided with the tanker full of gasoline, thereby igniting a massive fireball, and the arthritis made it hard to run, that might kill you.


...so you're at the helm of a nuclear aircraft-carrier when all of the sudden you feel a stabbing pain in your chest and -

Okay, you win this one.

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28 Jan 2008, 11:53 pm

Phagocyte wrote:
Okay, you win this one.

:P


*Raises arms in celebration*

Ow! My arthritis!


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29 Jan 2008, 12:45 am

10. Going home soon.



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29 Jan 2008, 3:29 am

-9.
f**kup.



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29 Jan 2008, 1:55 pm

0.

Had a terrible headache so I stayed home from school.


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29 Jan 2008, 7:57 pm

-3. I'd say something lower, but... well, that'd be unfair on all the people I've lectured in the past :P



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29 Jan 2008, 9:10 pm

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29 Jan 2008, 11:28 pm

-7. I feel like I have no purpose in the world; I'm just getting in other people's way and making their lives more stressful by simply existing. Tears have been silently falling onto my pillow for about the last hour or so.

Damn my life sucks.



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29 Jan 2008, 11:45 pm

*shrugs* don't really know. i really wish that i didn't have school tomorrow so i could sleep in. my pillow, after all, is my best friend.


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30 Jan 2008, 9:43 am

-5

I am not sure whether I should wait for my friend to decide where she is going to live, so we can decide if we want something more.


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30 Jan 2008, 3:12 pm

10.

I just feel great today.


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30 Jan 2008, 3:22 pm

8 - I got an "A" on my first biology quiz of the semester.


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