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12 Jun 2025, 5:17 pm

babybird wrote:

We've got a yellow warning for thunder storms on Saturday

Thunder and golden showers?

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12 Jun 2025, 7:05 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

I feel uncomfortable whenever I see my ex-girlfriend working at a popular grocery store.

Whenever she's there, she usually runs self-checkout, so whenever I see her, I get into a traditional line, pay and get out of there before she says something to me.

What you need is a false beard, moustache, and glasses. I hate bumping into exes.

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12 Jun 2025, 7:09 pm

I always wear my Groucho Marx glasses. That way my real face can be a disguise. :nerdy:

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12 Jun 2025, 7:49 pm

Ah but your ex would recognise you unless it had always been a very estranged, remote relationship, or you'd been unusually shy about removing your glasses etc. in front of her.

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