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the Michigan state officials in charge of the flint water disaster are not passing the buck right now in front of congress.

The other day I decided to make the world's most chewiest sandwich. So I took marshmallows, gumballs, half a jar of peanut butter, caramel, a Mars Bar and a candied apple, and tucked them between two slices of bread... which I dipped in taffy. Then I took a bite...

About four hours later my jaws were no longer cemented together and my pancreas stopped twitching.

I am a giant peanut butter sandwich.

Aw, no. The power didn't go out last night.

I did not just stole at least 2 spoonfuls of honey at the front of those cooks when they're busy with the food.

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And what the hell are these?

Since my attempt at making the world's chewiest sandwich was a total disaster, I decided to make the world's *crunchiest* sandwich instead! So I took two slices of toasted bread, and tucked in between them some extra-crunchy peanut butter, sliced raw carrots, soda crackers, potato chips, popcorn, pretzels, raw celery, some jawbreakers, walnuts that were still in the shell, and a whole lobster. Then I took a bite...

The dentist said my new teeth will be ready on Tuesday.

Another early night for me tonight! I'll be fresh as a daisy when I get up in the morning.
So glad I didn't sit at the computer until the early hours posting on forums - that would be a daft thing to do.

I am a teapot.

I'm the tempest in your teapot.

CL has found the REAL rule book of WP!

I didn't just google uvala and find this :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palatine_uvula

Deadpool is here on WP.

The city leaders of Portland do care about the homeless population and will do anything to stop more high-rises from being built.

American politics is not embarrassing.

I hope the spammer doesn't get banned.