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ToughDiamond
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16 Dec 2024, 2:09 pm

Fnord wrote:
ToughDiamond wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Why do some people seem deserving of sarcasm?

When people ask me stupid questions or make stupid claims, it is my moral obligation to give them sarcastic answers.
You know you don't mean it. :wink:

I know that I do.

(I'm walking toward the river while carrying three fishing poles, a bait-box, and a beer cooler.)
HE: "Are you going fishing?"
ME: "No, I'm going bait-drowning."

(I am unwrapping the 12-inch sub I just bought from the deli.)
HE: "Are you going to eat that?"
ME: "No, I'm going to strap it to my belly and see how fast I can absorb it."

(I'm holding my obviously broken arm.)
HE: "Did that hurt?"
ME: "No, I always scream like that when I'm having fun."

(I'm walking out of the polling place with an "I Voted" sticker on my shirt.)
HE: "Did you vote?"
ME: "No, I just needed a place to change out of my superhero outfit."

Oh well, that's fairly benign stuff. I was thinking you meant something that was more of an obvious personal slight.