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31 Oct 2009, 5:34 pm

Since it's pretty much all ready there, I don't think I'll get in trouble for posting this with a disclaimer...

This article has strong language, disturbing imagery (not actual images, but just what it talks about), and does post sections of the fanfictions in question (which I didn't read, because really? My brain doesn't need to explode)...
http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_in ... tches.html

But it's very amusing.


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31 Oct 2009, 10:38 pm

I'm sure everybody's seen this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs[/youtube]
Someone made a video parodying a Half-Life fanfic



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05 Nov 2009, 1:00 pm

Ah, I just recalled another "masterpiece": an orc rapes Boromir's dead body, having finished doing which he devours the cadaver.



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05 Nov 2009, 3:56 pm

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Ah, I just recalled another "masterpiece": an orc rapes Boromir's dead body, having finished doing which he devours the cadaver.


Oh, lovely. :roll:


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05 Nov 2009, 11:18 pm

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That’s the question for those who take pleasure in reading fanfiction. What are the weirdest, craziest ideas you ever came across while reading? Share them with the whole rest of us. And these are the most stupid fanfic ideas I personally came into contact with:

-All those fanfics in which someone (especially a father) brutally rapes someone (especially a prepubescent son) and the victim instantly comes to love the rapist, not only not sustaining any physical injuries as a result but as the next step, initiating the next sexual contact with him (In case of Harry Potter ones, that’s mostly the case of Snape/Harry and Lucius/Draco).

-Some very short but incredibly funny fanfic about time travelling Hitler and Jesus shagging each other. :lol:

-Hitler turning into Super Sayan. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe tomorrow I’ll be able to recall some more.


Werewolf vampire SVU roleplay. Awful
Lol to the Harry Potter thing--I remember all the crazy sh***y HP roleplays. Now, I was a sane roleplayer and went about making Hermione and Ron get together like it's supposed to be and like a good little shipper



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21 Feb 2010, 4:19 pm

There exists even a Voldemort/Pikachu erotic fanfic on the net :lol:



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21 Feb 2010, 4:41 pm

I found a goldmine http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel.
My favorite is the Twilight one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight. Still, better written and more entertaining than the original book.



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21 Feb 2010, 4:54 pm

I heard about My Immortal and it was the worst written story ever. So many spelling errors and the characters were not in character. The author was severely dyslexic and some people thought she was trolling and wrote that way on purpose. The story was so awfully good, it had over 10,000 reviews. The story got deleted two years later by fanfiction and now you can read it at ED but it's been revised. Now it's much easier to read because the words are spelled correctly.

Tara Gillespie got herself famous online by that story and now she has a ED page about her and people like to use her work and make their own with it.



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21 Feb 2010, 4:54 pm

genly wrote:
I found a goldmine http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel.
My favorite is the Twilight one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight. Still, better written and more entertaining than the original book.


I truly can't decide if he's a troll or just a guy who has neither any makings of a writer nor the knowledge of English sufficient to make him able to express his fanfic ideas in some more intelligent form :lol:



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21 Feb 2010, 5:04 pm

Another dumbest fanfiction I ever read was A Very Special Arthur.



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21 Feb 2010, 5:07 pm

Irulan wrote:
genly wrote:
I found a goldmine http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel.
My favorite is the Twilight one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight. Still, better written and more entertaining than the original book.


I truly can't decide if he's a troll or just a guy who has neither any makings of a writer nor the knowledge of English sufficient to make him able to express his fanfic ideas in some more intelligent form :lol:


Well, even Hans (as for whom, I hereby bestow upon this dude the title of a troll) has his fans :D

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4859180/1/Tinkerbell

From the comments: "whoa that was good, but unexpected... STILL THINK ITS GREAT!!"

8O 8O 8O :roll: :roll: :roll:

When my beta gives me MY Tinkerbell story back (actually based just on the movies, Tink herself doesn't appear otherwise than in a short mention), I'll post it - believe me that it's going to be MUCH MORE interesting than our German troll's ekhm... masterpiece :twisted: :D



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21 Feb 2010, 5:16 pm

My Immortal, hands down.

It's the only "story" that made brain cells almost leak out of my ears.

Part of me hopes desperately that it's a troll fic, because Zod help the world if it's serious...


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21 Feb 2010, 5:19 pm

MrSinister, I read your X-Men stories on fanfiction.net :D But maybe I shouldn't write about this in this very thread as by any means they don't clasify as those for whom the thread was posted :twisted:



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21 Feb 2010, 5:29 pm

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MrSinister, I read your X-Men stories on fanfiction.net :D But maybe I shouldn't write about this in this very thread as by any means they don't clasify as those for whom the thread was posted :twisted:


Thanks - good to know at least one person aside from me likes my work enough to keep coming back :)


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21 Feb 2010, 8:35 pm

My Immortal and Half Life: Full-Life Consequences are hysterical! My sides hurt from laughing so hard while reading those. :lol: