The Random Limericks Thread

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There was a guy called neurodeviant,
Sadly, nothing rhymes with deviant,
Nothing that he knows,
It totally blows,
I'll make up a random word, Cleviant.

I'm trying to write a new limerick,
I'm writing it down with a Bic.
But when it comes to it,
I don't think I can do it,
I'd miss the keyboard's click.

Ok, couldn't sleep... this one's a nurse talking to a doctor.

This young man here has gone on a bender,
And stuck his hand in a blender.
Now he's on anesthesia,
So he's happy to meet ya,
And he'll gladly give you the finger.

A swimmer whose clothing got strewed
by breezes that left her quite nude
saw a man come along,
and unless we are wrong,
you expected this line to be lewd.

I'm writing this limmy on phone
just sitting here quite all alone
but I 'm on WP
and clearly can see
nutbag's in the limerick zone

my day was to draw out a house
the plans from an internet louse
it is drawn all wrong
they was smoking a bong
and now I've overheated my mouse

my job is to cfeate house plans
mostly smal but some are quite grands
but I don't raise a hammer
I ain't a nail whammer
I only draws lines wit me hands

I is drawing a deck for a genter
this deck cannot be a denter
so I will not foist
inadequite joist
these muhas will be sixteen on center

one project is a POS
I've no guilt, did not draw this mess
but 'tis to me to fixit
even though they did mix it
how it stands I cannot quite guess

there once was an aspie from chalk
who had trouble when attempting to talk
for her vocals would spazz
and yanfy hapg nazz
goog flurdle widnaggy an halk


yes that is harsh but it happens to me sometimes, and I am limmericking a tough day rewoeking tow real problem projects obvoiusly not from my operation

I know of a poster Unknown
who's angry and mean to the bone
he grabbed up some nukes
and went after the pukes
to convince them to leave him alone

There was this one poster named nutbag
her avatar made people gag
She got tired of it
and double clicked
then the avatar caused people to lag

Sorry nutbag, I don't think your avatar makese people gag. I just couldn't think of anything else.
And line 4 refers to nutbag changing her avatar.

There was this nutbag poster,
whose limericks were closer,
to the good quality,
that I long to be,
than anyone else before her!

Good job, nutbag!