Narrate your life in 3rd person, using a max of 40 words.

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Starbuline wishes it were 12:00.

Starbuline thinks this is a sign:

Starbuline wants to have a conversation in Russian with SeaBright sometime.

tinky watches as her cat...lies on the ground? what the? tinky's cat normally runs back and forth from tinky's room to the bathroom each night. it could be that she's tired from the fight she got into earlier.

SeaBrights по-русский is по-shitzkii

Вы русски?

SeaBright to Starbuline: kak dela! drasvootyeh, pahka!


seabright is sooooooo sleepy.....must...find....splaht.

da, nyet, da, ehhhhhhhhh ele po ruuski, ehhhhhh mama po ruuski, papa angleeskii/po ruskii.

da, nyet, da.

Starbuline wants to live in Russia.

Russia!!

Starbuline has now finished watching Lilja again.

Gamester is not happy. due to the fact that he may have strepp. yet he doesn't belive it.

The cries of a newborn baby pierced the cool air one early Spring morning twenty-three years ago, five weeks before they were supposed to. This was the first dent that little Amy made upon the world. She was thrust onto the unsuspecting populace of Port Jefferson, New York; a small, whisper-filled village. It would only be eleven or twelve years into her life before the young Amy would be aware of such whispers, for it was in elementary school that they began to be about her. First, from the lips of white-coated doctors and a psychologist--one lilting, deceiving English accent--and then, from her classmates, whose cruelty and malice knew no bounds. Middle school and high school proceeded in similar order, the torment never ceasing. It was only upon leaving this place and beginning anew on a small college campus 250 miles away that our heroine would find any peace. Friendships blossomed, a romance began (and ended, with all the grace of the Hindenberg explosion). The days melted away with a swiftness that frightened Amy, for who knew what lurked beyond the cap and gown? Then--Fate! One cross-country trip, and she had found her mission. Into the exciting, terrifying breach she went, to continue her journey; which, through many exuberant highs and terrible lows, has taken a new turn, leading her right back to where it all began.

I know that that's more than 40 words, but damn it, I'm a writer, I just can't contain myself.

Hyperborealian just woke up from his slumber and noticed that he was home alone. The others went to some superbowl party. In the mean time, I start to cook myself eggs for breakfast, even though it is close to afternoon.

Alternative's feeling a little blue, so he decided to come onto the computer and go on Wrongplanet and a few other things.