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28 Mar 2007, 11:07 am

Take it to the adult limerick thread, Gilb. Not here. :shameonyou:

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28 Mar 2007, 11:08 am

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Take it to the adult limerick thread, Gilb. Not here. :shameonyou:

It seemed rather CHILDish

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28 Mar 2007, 11:11 am

Gilb wrote:

Jameson wrote:

Take it to the adult limerick thread, Gilb. Not here. :shameonyou:

It seemed rather CHILDish

May be Childish, but with adult language.

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28 Mar 2007, 11:47 am

Gilb wrote:

is this one

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I like that limerick. It's funny

EDIT: maybe - but there is a spot for these. This ain't it.

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28 Mar 2007, 4:36 pm

courageous a girl would go
to find what she didn't know
but maybe it's lost
or needs to defrost
which leaves her puzzled and so

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28 Mar 2007, 4:52 pm

Yesterday I ordered a unicycle,
With two less wheels than a tricycle,
I'll have to learn to ride,
Just hope I don't fall aside,
Like that time I stood up on my bicycle.

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28 Mar 2007, 5:15 pm

alas it's time to rest
a good night to keep me at best
to be back tomorrow
and maybe i'll borrow
some space in wp's nest

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29 Mar 2007, 12:35 pm

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I talked to a lemon today,
It seemed to have nothing to say,
I talked for an hour,
While the lemon went sour,
And began to wither away.

what a sad story...

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29 Mar 2007, 12:37 pm

lemon wrote:

Jameson wrote:

I talked to a lemon today,
It seemed to have nothing to say,
I talked for an hour,
While the lemon went sour,
And began to wither away.

what a sad story...

I guess I shouldn't have smiled at the end... sorry, lemon. :oops:

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29 Mar 2007, 4:12 pm

There was a place called Black Mesa
One day someone made a messa
While trying to get out
I heard some one shout
It seems they won't get out of that placea
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pronounced place-uh

I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with Mesa.

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30 Mar 2007, 4:44 am

Jameson wrote:

lemon wrote:

Jameson wrote:

I talked to a lemon today,
It seemed to have nothing to say,
I talked for an hour,
While the lemon went sour,
And began to wither away.

what a sad story...

I guess I shouldn't have smiled at the end... sorry, lemon. :oops:

ok, but no more withering lemons ok?

or ... :twisted:

hm, i'm getting inspired :twisted:

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30 Mar 2007, 7:19 am

lemon wrote:

Jameson wrote:

lemon wrote:

Jameson wrote:

I talked to a lemon today,
It seemed to have nothing to say,
I talked for an hour,
While the lemon went sour,
And began to wither away.

what a sad story...

I guess I shouldn't have smiled at the end... sorry, lemon. :oops:

ok, but no more withering lemons ok?

or ... :twisted:

hm, i'm getting inspired :twisted:

OK. I'll think of a happy lemon limerick later.

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30 Mar 2007, 7:29 am

*jumps up and down*

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03 Apr 2007, 3:41 pm

a lemon wandered but shouldn't
she needed to work but couldn't
and a juggler's trick
or a random joke
nor a last post's win
nor a sweet hello
or a cheerup now
and a compliment
could help her out,
cause she wouldn't

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03 Apr 2007, 3:49 pm

I hope I can cheer this Lemon up right,
Whose limerick shows of her horrible plight,
I don't know if I can,
Though I'm a big fan,
Maybe this picture might.

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03 Apr 2007, 4:16 pm

ok, i'll consider it ...

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