If A Tree Falls In The Forest

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i was walking down the street the other day and i saw jeb bush and he was all like 'hey sock boy what up' and i'm like 'pfft whatever' so thens my homeboy Dawg comes rapping on over and he was like 'yo man did ya see those ho's on the miss america show?' i'm like 'shizel and mizzle' 'damn those chicks are tight' 'word' then we blew some coke and a couple of eightballs and played super mario brothers till like six in the frigging morning or maybe i was just eating shroves again which is why i thought i was getting larger, any how the point is i found this rare penny and i was think like when Lincoln Mercury freed the slaves, why did he have no mo but a big fuzzy bushbeard, its freaking weird

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY SOCKPUPPET!! !! !! !!

How does a cottony sockpuppet smoke without setting himself on fire?

How many smokes could a sockpuppet smoke if a sockpuppet could smoke smokes?

I'm not good enough with my onomatopeia's to answer that.

And then up comes Zaphwer and I'm like "yo Zaphwer what's up?" and he's like "nuthin" and I'm like "that's cool".

If a tree falls in the forest, I run for my life, as fast as I can.