The dumbest fanfiction you saw

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That’s the question for those who take pleasure in reading fanfiction. What are the weirdest, craziest ideas you ever came across while reading? Share them with the whole rest of us. And these are the most stupid fanfic ideas I personally came into contact with:

-All those fanfics in which someone (especially a father) brutally rapes someone (especially a prepubescent son) and the victim instantly comes to love the rapist, not only not sustaining any physical injuries as a result but as the next step, initiating the next sexual contact with him (In case of Harry Potter ones, that’s mostly the case of Snape/Harry and Lucius/Draco).

-Some very short but incredibly funny fanfic about time travelling Hitler and Jesus shagging each other.

-Hitler turning into Super Sayan.

Maybe tomorrow I’ll be able to recall some more.

look for a site called 'the Godawful Fanfic' site. Prime examples there...

Welllll.
There is the "My Immortal" Harry Potter fanfic.
Which I won't even bother reading. I already know better.

And there was this crude... in the same vein of "My Immortal", I guess/think. I wonder if they're by the same person, or something. Meh.

And plenty of other things, that I'm not going to bother to drag up from the bottom of my brain. Yech.

anything Star Trek.

Thanks. This is gonna be one of those nights where I planned to do something productive, but then I followed some link on some forum..

Anyway, there's a Harry Potter fic out there somewhere called HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH or something similar, though I don't know how many Hs are involved. Your head will pretty much explode if you can ever find and read it.
No, it isn't porn.

The stupidest fanfic I ever read?

There was a time a few years back when I was heavily into Tenchi Muyo. I even read a fair bit of the fic (some of it wasn't too bad - just stay away from anything with the keywords "lemon" and "Sasami"; there isn't enough brain bleach in existence).

One really bad writer actually wrote a series of SI (Self-Insertion) fics in the Tenchi Universe storyline, in which his Mary Sue was really an alien prince with superhuman powers and a giant magic mecha suit, which appeared when he shouted his hero name, "EXSTREAM!" (Yes, that's exactly how he spelled it. Judging by the rather massive number of grammatical and spelling errors committed elsewhere, he actually seemed to think that's how "extreme" was supposed to be spelled.)

He also couldn't decide on a tense, or a perspective (randomly switching between third- and first-person narration). And true to form, his Mary Sue was so super-wonderful and, well, "exstream", that every female character (including the two Galaxy Police officers, the non-human cabbit/starship, and the twenty-thousand-year-old scientist) all fell madly in love with him, and Tenchi voluntarily surrendered his status as heir to the throne of the Jurai Empire.

I made it almost halfway through the first one before whimpering in abject surrender before the writer's vicious, unprovoked attacks on the English language...

I read a star wars one which was quite rude and Lando says... "Chewie, that's no .... ..... that's a space station"

...I thought he already did, and that was what caused the holocaust...

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown having a secret relationship

Or the popes – Benny the 16th and JPII having a secret relationship. Or Jesus giving head to the current pope to show him in this way that he accepts his being chosen for a pope (really. The net abounds in VERY WEIRD fanfiction ).

ive read many many fanfiction

but ive noticed the wierdest craziest ones usually are pretty good. its the common themes that tends to to not make good fanfiction. If any one ants ill post some harry potter fanfiction up some stories that i really enjoy later sometime

I don't read very many, but the dumbest one I've read was Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences...also turned out to be the most hilarious one I've read =D

i was reading this one fanfiction i read tons of them and it had a xemnas x sora paring in it, that would be the one i would call dumb.

why would xemnas who tried to off sora mutliple times ever get together with him.

i guess it's one of those hero-villian things like seph and cloud.

Generally all incest fanfics (especially those where a pair of siblings or parent and child out of the sudden start to feel erotic fascination with each other) – I guess for majority of fanfic writers the term Westermarck effect is just a word with no meaning.

For me, it would have to be a story involving the Ninja Turtles, where all the brothers pair up and have sex with each other.
I did not anticipate that when I got to that part, and sadly by then the image was in my mind already.

The hell?


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Then again.... I really shouldn't talk, what with my fascination for Voldemort x Harry.... hahaha, I'm so messed up.
But I don't read much fanfic outside of Harry Potter anyhow. And never Kingdom Hearts. Did once, regretted it. Ditto with Final Fantasy X/X-2.




Incest pairings scare me.
Especially.... Twincest.
I really don't Fred and George .... do...... ugh, no.