Simpsons quotes that you can relate to

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The Simpsons has been running for over 20 years now and has dealt with many themes over these years, is there a quote that you can relate to?

For example:
"we're here because we are behind the other children, and we are going to catch up to them by going slower then they are?"
this is the episode where the family moved to Cypress Creek and Bart ended up in the remedial class.
I was in the remedial (or modified as my school called it) class for quite a while, it was quite frustrating.

"you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face and for what?" Moe says this. I am sure a lot of us can relate to it.
Homers Bowling team.

.??If anyone needs me, I?ll be in my room.? -Lisa

[youtube]http://youtu.be/CZGIn9bpALo?t=6s[/youtube]

I have never seen a full episode of the Simpsons...or South Park

"MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!"

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Homer Simpson, "The Otto Show"

Dealing with people like this:

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."