People do not believe my accomplishments

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you know you have no accomplishments, when even your most outlandish tales can't garner a chuckle

i try to explain to people that i was the true mastermind behind the Eiffel Tower, but nooooo, no one ever believes me
Frenchie got all the credit. He cheated off my paper in class. I was drawing a doodle of that same structure, then 5 years later, what do i see looming over Paris?
Also no one seems to believe that i've invented a time-machine or that i personally introduced man to fire in the stone age. But only because i didn't take credit for the wheel too. I mean obviously i didn't invent that. But they're all like, "hey, if you're going to give them fire, why not make sure they can hunt mammoths in style and introduce the SUV as well?"
i'll show them though, i'll go back in time and make sexytime with their grandmother then come back and remind them to be more respectful to their elders; namely me at that point.