LOL Ovary-busting! Love it!
Ok, here's a few till I can update some more later...
* Any of the politically correct terms we come up with. I hope I don't put my foot in it here, but it seriously annoys me that when I'm filling in a form, I have to include my 'ethnicity' (don't even know what it means!), and usually I have no idea what to write! Words are only insulting or racist when they are said in a racist, insulting manner. For instance, if my best friend was black and I called them a n****r, it wouldn't be offensive. At the same time, if I positively despised someone and called them an African-American, it would be damn well offensive! For crying out loud, someone just pick a name and EVERYONE USE IT! Why not just stick with using country as the basis for racial description? Where that isn't enough, can't we just have add ons? Personally I think it would be easiest to stick with American for white American, Negro for black American (nope, not trying to be racist, I actually really like the sound of the word 'Negro', and its SO MUCH SHORTER than African American!), Australian for white Australian and Aboriginal for black Australian. However, if 'black' people are gonna get cut because they were there first and they don't have the name that refers to the country, heck, just CHANGE it! I seriously hope no one gets offended by this, I am in no way trying to do the wrong thing, but all this 'caucasian' crap just leaves me utterly confused! Although I think the bottom line is I don't believe that we NEED names for race. Call me crazy, but you don't have to put your hair colour or eye colour on a centrelink form: why should you put your skin colour? Seriously, why doesn't skin belong in the same category as hair and eyes? No one gets offended if you say they have blue/green/brown or heaven forbid BLACK eyes, why get offended about colourful skin? I'm sorry, I know this has turned into a rant, but MAN IT'S SO STUPID!! !
* "Think positive". UGH! I DON'T WANNA THINK POSITIVE! I'M DEPRESSED, SO QUIT TRIVIALISING IT BY TELLING ME TO CHEER UP!
* In response to telling someone you aren't having a good day/you are depressed: "Oh... hope you feel better/so what else is new?" Grr!
* "No offense, but..." - guaranteed, this one is ALWAYS followed by an extremely offensive statement! ie: "No offense, but you are a b***h/you smell/you're ugly."
* "When I was your age..." - yes mum, I am aware that when you were my age you had to walk 1987198213498765432 miles to school each way through 12938761345 feet of snow in bare feet with a bag that weighed 987612498761324987643259843598274395234 tons. Get over it. New century: we use cars!
* "If I was you..."... but you're not!
Lol, I know all that sounds whingy: I'm not really that hung up about it, just got on a roll!
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