If you are not working, and people ask "What do you do?

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auntblabby
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11 Jul 2012, 1:48 am

Nymeria8 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i tell them variously, that i am a:

*unemployed bum
*professional space occupier
*aspiring audio restoration technician
*student of life
*resident poverty inspector/evaluator
*collector of aches and pains, dust and disorder
*sufferer of an adult situational coping disability

you get the picture. :idea:


I'm tired of my answers and much prefer yours. Mind if I use 'em?

be my guest :) btw, are you also an aspiring audio restoration technician? just curious.



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11 Jul 2012, 1:52 am

Rascal77s wrote:
Tell them you can't find a job because of a felony conviction. Then ask, "Hey, you think you could put in a good word for me at your company?" They'll be happy to change the subject.


The keyboardist in one of my bands has 7 felonies, and he has a job. Granted, his felonies were because he grew and sold a lot of cannabis, so it's not exactly violent stuff.