I'm very well known for my mannerism of talking to "myself". I don't worry about doing it in front of folks anymore; most have already marked me down as either crazy or extremely eccentric anyway. Talking to "myself" comes in a wide variety. I often talk to inanimate objects, like my Jeep, my computers, my camera (devices in general I guess), food I'm making, food I'm buying, etc. I love talking to my groceries at the grocery store. ("What's up mango-peach yogurt? You wanna come home with me? I can promise you a fun time!") [This gets me tons of strange looks, which amuse me. If I'm wearing my cowboy hat, I do this in an exaggerated Texan accent, even though I really have no such accent. Often I use a Scottish accent as well.] Sometimes I do talk directly to myself; sometimes I yell at myself; sometimes I talk out-loud about myself in the third person. Sometimes (often) I talk to my gods, even yell at them. Frequently I blurt out strange phrases and I don't know where they come from; sometimes I get caught in a loop doing this. Of course I talk to my pets (as if they can understand me). I even tend to yell at video games I'm playing ("You SO CHEAT!")
At work, I'm “famous” for walking around talking to myself, singing out loud, and "yelling" at my computers. Things I'm commonly heard saying to computers at work (right in front of people, even to my laptop at a meeting…):
"Could you respond to user input, please?"
"Faster, faster, FASTER!" <I snap my fingers when I do this> <- I do this one a lot
"STOP showing me the hourglass cursor, and just DO what I asked you to!"
"No... No... No... NO! There's no crashing allowed here!"
I used to keep the door to my office closed because of my propensity for doing this, until I realized that I'd often yell (and curse) so loud people could hear me thru the walls. Now it's just become one of many crazy things I'm well known for at work; fortunately I'm very good at what I do, and people in my field are in high demand, which brooks me great tolerance WRT to my mannerisms.
In all, I don't trust people who don't talk to themselves... I feel like... They're always hiding something from me.
Good fortune,
- Icarus Has Too Much Going On In His Head To Keep It All Crammed In There
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Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which side I'm on.