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He can be found here: www.wrongplanet.net/postxf86960-0-8010.html (second post)

Where are my rose pruners?

Ah looool yes, he drunk all your black cherry cider, and I haven't heard from him since. it must have killed him!



hmmm must be hiding behind those drawers in which you keep the turnips.


Where is my bottle of rum?

i poured it all in the mouthwash AHAHAH!!
the bpottle is on my desk, empty.


where are two thynges that can be moare equalle?

Hmmmm among the less equalle thynges???? And hey, get off my rum!


Where is my bar of chocolate?

It has been repossessed by the bank, after you defaulted on your loan repayments.

Where is the interest on my savings account?

the interest on your saving account got interested in some chicks from Brazil and decided to pour the cash into them.

Where is my future as an aspiring racing driver?

You will continue to aspire to being one, unless Sebastian Vettel quits tomorrow of course.

Where is my online order from the supermarket?

Waiting for your drawer with turnips, where you put it as a reminder not to spend so much money on booze and cheep cheese!

Where is my shirt?

Your neighbor stole it.

Where are my skills?

They are obsolete. Download a new set from the internet (www.herearemynewskills.com).

Where is my shopping list?

In your shopping bag!

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Where is my warm scarf?

i took it and went back in time, to when i was in 8th grade, to get my picture taken with it instead of my other, brown plaid one.

Where is Aldebaran?

You put it yourself somewhere in the Taurus constellation!

Where are my eye drops?

You left them at your last vacation destination

Where are my old flowers from five and a half years ago?

Stuck in 2009

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Where is my bookmark?

in the library, marking books with a stamp like it should be.

where is the rain we so desperately need!