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Please keep your potatotive wins to yourself and leave the real winning to me!

Uh, yay?

Beauty contests are becoming a popular way to promote things. For instance, the winner of the Trigonometry Club's beauty pageant was crowned....

Miss Calculation.

Tour Leader pageant winner:
Miss Guided

Encyclopedia Brittanica pageant winner:
Miss Information

Financial Fraud Pageant Winner: Miss Appropriation

Anyway....I win this morning. Someone has to.

Unfortunately you're just the runner up in THIS pageant (unlike me!)

Another thread, elsewhere, asks the question, "What was the last game you won?" (paraphrasing)
I never win, and that's okay.
I suspect the losers room has more individuals, although I'm sure some are really bitter about not being number one. If everyone was #1 then no one would be #1, unless I suppose they were #1 at something in particular and would remain #1 until they day they die. Then some newborn would be assigned that #1 position. Because it would be probably government run, cooperating between countries, once a assigned the top of the list skill. For instance, the child born with the most marvelous sing voice might be totally unable to make a sound. Too bad. They will forever be introduced a "the #1 sing voice in the world." Regardless, I imagine the #1 winner room might be a bit insufferable.

Don't say any of the above on a plane out loud. The person next to you may use their barf bag, if you are lucky they are quick and have good aim.

I really don't think I could win the pageant with these Cankles.

I sometimes don't think I could win anything at all, but I regularly do on this thread, until Jenny turns up, of course.

And I ALWAYS turn up, like death and taxes!
Then I win again!

I usually wind up drawing the short straw

Some Australians call that "getting the rough end of the pineapple"!

The end of the pineapple is one thing, but this is the end of your spell as reigning champion!

Or maybe not!