BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for doing moon jumps instead of star jumps.

Banned: for selling imitation Slytherin jewellery.

Banned for only now announcing that Slytherin jewelry is available.

Banned because why bother with jewelry?

Banned because nothing is lovelier than a bejeweled cone.

Banned because bejewelled cones would make roadworks very expensive indeed.

Banned because the cones could just wear their own personal jewelry to work.

Banned for not realising that people will slow down more through the roadworks (a good thing) but only in order to steal the jewellery.

And how do you think that will make the cones feel? If they are sad, you know Ten will blame you.

Banned because if anyone tries to steal their jewelry, cones bite them.

Especially the feisty British cones.

New Zealand cones are quite vicious as well.

Banned because you never read about the history of the cones
(seriously, I did it years ago but haven't maintained it since, that's why there's a horrible ad on it now - http://coneplanet.com/about/history.html)

Actually, I read that a foolish tourist tried to steal a Spanish Cone's pearl earrings, and almost lost his hand.....he did not even know that cones have teeth!

So you are banned for not warning people!

Banned for insisting that people need to be warned before something bad happens.

Banned because if you warn them afterwards, it's not a warning. It's an 'I-told-you-so'.

Banned for promoting 'I told you so' as a de facto comeuppance used in linguistic bearing.

Banned because it is so much FUN to say 'I told you so!'

Banned for actually enjoying giving people their comeuppance.