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Kiprobalhato
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17 Jul 2014, 1:14 am

somewhere in Pittsburgh.

where is my window screen?


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17 Jul 2014, 1:59 am

Protecting my pot plant from the gales in Pittsburgh

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Where is my suitcase?


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17 Jul 2014, 7:02 am

It was arrested by DHS for being suspicious and is currently being detained in a secret underground facility until it talks.

Where is my copy of Health Physics with the article I need to reference so I can finish up this literature review?


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17 Jul 2014, 6:10 pm

At the doctors office

Where is my old copy of a Best Buy catalog?


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18 Jul 2014, 5:01 am

Gobbled up by the paper collector

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Where is my alarm clock?


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18 Jul 2014, 6:53 am

Swallowed by the croc that also ate your hand.

Where is my winning lottery ticket?


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19 Jul 2014, 4:05 pm

At the bank.

Where is my old scratch and sniff book?


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20 Jul 2014, 8:23 pm

Being scratched and sniffed by the neighbours cat.

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Where is my breakfast cereal?


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21 Jul 2014, 1:54 am

i was eating it...but then i sneezed and it got everywhere. now i have to wash this blanket. :?


where is my ability to move on?


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21 Jul 2014, 7:46 am

At the end of a rigorous technical training camp for the FMCEA (Future Moving Company Employees of America).

Where is my good night's sleep?


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21 Jul 2014, 5:07 pm

At Home Depot

Where is my pair of yellow shorts?


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22 Jul 2014, 2:51 am

Bart Simpson told someone to eat them.

Where is my fish and chips?


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22 Jul 2014, 4:48 am

One went back to the ocean, the other back to the soil, both fertilising future generations' fish & chips

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What happened to my favourite show?


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22 Jul 2014, 9:20 am

It was cancelled by the evil faceless corporations that are secretly replacing all celebrities with robots.

Where is my lunch?


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22 Jul 2014, 11:34 am

It's in a brown paper bag.

Where is my airplane seatbelt extender?


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22 Jul 2014, 1:08 pm

Confiscated by the authorities as evidence in a patent case.

Where is my free ride?


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