Fnord wrote:
Living, breathing (on her own), free from chronic illness, sane, intelligent, well-educated, good credit, talented, hygienic, reasonably fashionable, reasonably cheerful, reasonably reasonable, patient, compassionate, faithful, temperate, and reasonably good-looking (or better).
No tattoos, no amputations, no surgical 'enhancements', no addictions, no repressed anger or PTSD, no hang-ups about sex, no police or prison record, not prone to playing "mind games", and not having been born male.
In other words, the current Mrs. Fnord.
Hear, hear!
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There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.
Nahj ul-Balāgha by Ali bin Abu-Talib