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23 Jan 2010, 9:12 pm

"I am Opposed to Anal" the yes box is normal, the other choice is NO

I think that is a hint.



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23 Jan 2010, 10:02 pm

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"I am Opposed to Anal" the yes box is normal, the other choice is NO

I think that is a hint.


The fact that it's written in a manner that those filling out the form would be more likely to check the "NO" option which ends up meaning that they are, in fact, not opposed to "greek" sex, makes me chuckle.


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23 Jan 2010, 11:01 pm

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_ You live within 100 meters from me. 100 is in binary.


That either leaves him with his mom, his sister or a room-mate he has secretly had a crush on for years but is too afraid to admit it.


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24 Jan 2010, 12:15 am

I now have the urge to save, print out, and pass this out on campus



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24 Jan 2010, 3:56 am

Perhaps it's the intent, but said application is quite narrow, i.e., sex.

I know that it's to each their own and all, but "girlfriend" usually means a lot more than that.

If that's all you're after, I don't think this is the appropriate place to put it (people with AS and all...), coming from the perspective of someone who's a little more...respectful, or prudish (depending on your perspective).

You can just hang out at bars/clubs and hook up with people there where everyone else who's interested in this goes. Social difficulties won't factor in too much for this. But then, if random people turn you off..., I suppose it's good that you have let the overall intentions known.



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24 Jan 2010, 9:47 am

After a date Alex also gets them to fill out a Customer Satisfaction Card.



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24 Jan 2010, 10:27 am

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After a date Alex also gets them to fill out a Customer Satisfaction Card.

:lmao: :lmao:


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24 Jan 2010, 2:20 pm

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After a date Alex also gets them to fill out a Customer Satisfaction Card.


Gosh...I hope these get posted to WP as well!! hehe



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24 Jan 2010, 2:26 pm

Jeez, why are some people so uptight about this? It's obviously a joke, and IMHO funny as he**. :D


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24 Jan 2010, 6:29 pm

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Hello. I would like you to be my aspie girlfriend. if interested, please send me a PM. :heart:


have you tried posting in "Eligible Odd Bods" or on AspieAffection? Personal classified ads are not encouraged on Love and Dating.

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You just told the big boss not to post his strange applications on his own website...

Even though you're technically right...



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24 Jan 2010, 6:38 pm

Your list that you have made that you want in a woman scares some people. I kind of think you're looking too hard & that the one you are looking for has to be "perfect". No one on earth is perfect & can/will be interested in everything that you are, & meet your standards. You need to be more open to differences in people. You need to be more free-flowing and maybe someone will come your way.



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24 Jan 2010, 6:51 pm

Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh :D Awesome application. lol



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24 Jan 2010, 6:52 pm

mjs82 wrote:
After a date Alex also gets them to fill out a Customer Satisfaction Card.


there's an online survey (to save paper).



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24 Jan 2010, 7:15 pm

alex wrote:
mjs82 wrote:
After a date Alex also gets them to fill out a Customer Satisfaction Card.


there's an online survey (to save paper).


Go Alex!



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24 Jan 2010, 7:52 pm

alex wrote:
mjs82 wrote:
After a date Alex also gets them to fill out a Customer Satisfaction Card.


there's an online survey (to save paper).


Way to protect the environment, Alex.


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24 Jan 2010, 7:57 pm

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I don't see why he wouldn't get tons of responses. It's a funny application. Someone needs to seriously fill this out.


thanks! :bigsmurf:


You're welcome. Let's see you fill it out first. Maybe that will break the ice for all the girls that are drooling over you right now. :smurfin:


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