Lying to get a girlfriend
I ended up having to keep my distance, though, because she was just a touch too neurotic for my taste.
I can handle that kind of deception. If it makes her feel good to doll up, I don't care. Things I kinda need to know: diseases, age ("old enough" is acceptable, I'm not dating a girl), marital status, and whether she has a Y chromosome/"a little surgery". I actually find larger mammary glands to be unattractive, so silicone babes are just going to be a waste of their own time with me.
I'm kinda glad dating will never be an issue I'm faced with ever again. I have a great marriage, and I'm about to have 4 children to keep me busy.
Good to read that some of us WP members are virile alpha males! all the best with the kids...
The more common issue is: that a lot of women would not sleep with a virgin, after a certain age.
So no risk on the human race.
Easy fix.
Get the guy to break his hymen.
Problem solved.
Turn around then; I brought my hammer and chisel.
Oh, my hymen was broke decades ago,
And it wasn't with you.
So this dude works in finance and made plenty of deposits
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I should practice on this and test it.
I need two groups of volunteering women of different professions and backgrounds.
In the control group will have their ears closed so they see me but not hearing a word I am saying.
And the experimental group can see and hear me.
Both groups would have devises inserted to.....measure wetness, arousal.
*cough*
Here we go! Time to exaggerate my career description.
"I make web apps, full stack developer, as front-end technologies I am proficient in AngularJS, Angular (2+), RxJS, Ionic for mobile, and of course, JavaScript, Typescript, html and css. I am a big fan of Functional Programming in general and always prefer to take a Funcional Programming approach (yet it's impossible to do a whole project with that with other team members).
As back-end technologies I am most familiar with Node.js , Express and NestJS in particular, and little with C#, I know both SQL and non-SQL (MongoDB). I am also familiar with deploying Firebase technologies for both new and existing web apps,. I have basic knowledge in Docker.
My cloud computing skills are AWS Amazon and Azure's Web App service, familiar with Linux commands.
I am also proficient in operational automation using Powershell and VisualCron."
Pepe, check the result reports please of both groups.
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I’ve had success without ANY characteristic that would induce “wetness” in women upon first meeting me.
Kraftie...kraftie.... sigh
Why don't you ever play along just for the sake of ....pseudo "science"!
On the other hand, a more poetic approach might be "Women are not meant to be understood; they are meant to be loved."
But I digress.
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On the other hand, a more poetic approach might be "Women are not meant to be understood; they are meant to be loved."
But I digress.
Fnord that is very sweet. Boo I won't participate in your experiment but I am very proud of your achievements and hope they guarantee employment and a steady income in these difficult times.
Men whispering in my ear in candlelight always works with me.
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On the other hand, a more poetic approach might be "Women are not meant to be understood; they are meant to be loved."
But I digress.
Fnord that is very sweet. Boo I won't participate in your experiment but I am very proud of your achievements and hope they guarantee employment and a steady income in these difficult times.
Men whispering in my ear in candlelight always works with me.
*lighting a candle*
As back-end technologies I am most familiar with Node.js , Express and NestJS in particular, and little with C#, I know both SQL and non-SQL (MongoDB). I am also familiar with deploying Firebase technologies for both new and existing web apps,. I have basic knowledge in Docker.
My cloud computing skills are AWS Amazon and Azure's Web App service, familiar with Linux commands.
I am also proficient in operational automation using Powershell and VisualCron."
Functional Programming?
Good for my husband you live so far away
But no... things he can do with C++ Templates can be better than that... mind-blowing, really!
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You should be aware that you probably don't want to alter your Tinder photos so much that you look completely different in real life. For instance, photoshopping yourself to be skinny when you're currently fat. Making yourself appear tall when you're really short, using old photos where you look skinnier and healthier, etc... Sure you may be able to get dates but once the woman see's what you actually look like, she will feel like she's been cat-fished and nothing will come out of it.
And she will sue for false advertising.
I should practice on this and test it.
I need two groups of volunteering women of different professions and backgrounds.
In the control group will have their ears closed so they see me but not hearing a word I am saying.
And the experimental group can see and hear me.
Both groups would have devises inserted to.....measure wetness, arousal.
*cough*
Here we go! Time to exaggerate my career description.
"I make web apps, full stack developer, as front-end technologies I am proficient in AngularJS, Angular (2+), RxJS, Ionic for mobile, and of course, JavaScript, Typescript, html and css. I am a big fan of Functional Programming in general and always prefer to take a Funcional Programming approach (yet it's impossible to do a whole project with that with other team members).
As back-end technologies I am most familiar with Node.js , Express and NestJS in particular, and little with C#, I know both SQL and non-SQL (MongoDB). I am also familiar with deploying Firebase technologies for both new and existing web apps,. I have basic knowledge in Docker.
My cloud computing skills are AWS Amazon and Azure's Web App service, familiar with Linux commands.
I am also proficient in operational automation using Powershell and VisualCron."
Pepe, check the result reports please of both groups.
Doesn't matter which group.
You are the key ingredient.
Data has been analysed and correlated.
"Moisture Factor" has reached saturation point.
You have a probability of a 110% success rate.
You have a go for lift off!
Enjoy.
BTW, Think of Pepe when you are doing "it", errr.
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