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IsabellaLinton
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25 Aug 2023, 10:08 pm

My brother and I talked about all our wacky family stories yesterday.
People would think we're all insane.
It's not us though.
It's always the periphery folks who leach onto us.
(Or, my grandfather's sister lol .... You should see her mansion. It's a historical site.)

The newest story is about my adopted son's bio mother.
Not only did she abandon him for drugs and live with her pimp named Diamond.
Not only has she been in prison or MIA for 20 years.
Not only did she inherit a huge house but use it to sell Fentanyl.
Not only did someone turn her in, and cause cops to seize the house.

Now she struck and killed that person with a stolen car, on purpose.
She's on the run again.


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25 Aug 2023, 10:14 pm

That's awful. :(

Most of the bad things in my case involved actual family members - grandparents, uncles, that sort of thing. I don't have any contact with them anymore, not that I ever had much.

I suspect that my ex is guilty of a lot more stuff than I've shared previously, but I'd better not talk about it openly.


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25 Aug 2023, 10:23 pm

^
When I say she might have murdered them for money, that's just the accusations.
I assume she likely married them for money.
The murders could have been the result of abuse.
Maybe they weren't murdered at all, but their deaths seemed suspicious.
Maybe she was framed.
Who knows.
It's easy to speculate she killed for the money, but that would be pretty damned obvious.
Doing it twice, successfully?
Unless she was a brilliant psychopath, I don't think that would have been easy.
I like to imagine they were beating her, or running around with other women.
She fought back and clubbed them with a fry pan.
Karma is a b***h, isn't it?

I agree about your stories. Mum's the word.


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26 Aug 2023, 6:48 am

Most of this stuff becomes self-evident on the first date.



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26 Aug 2023, 7:33 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Most of this stuff becomes self-evident on the first date.



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When did you make the picture? It seems very detailed.



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26 Aug 2023, 7:59 am

Once, I fainted when I was in the ER with my son who was having complications from a tonsillectomy. They put me in a bed next to his.

I faint on occasion. I also play the pianoforte, study languages, and sketch a little.


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26 Aug 2023, 8:05 am

^^

I've posted it before but I thought it was relevant here. I made it about two years ago for MR as a self-deprecating joke. I wanted to show him that I understood how hard it must be to date me, and that I appreciated all his patience being with a whack-job. He doesn't like when I think of myself like a freak, but he did get a good laugh at it.

Maybe it's time I make another.


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26 Aug 2023, 8:06 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
^^

I've posted it before but I thought it was relevant here. I made it about two years ago for MR as a self-deprecating joke. I wanted to show him that I understood how hard it must be to date me, and that I appreciated all his patience being with a whack-job. He doesn't like when I think of myself like a freak, but he did get a good laugh at it.

Maybe it's time I make another.


Ah, I must have missed it the first time. :)



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26 Aug 2023, 11:32 am

I have frequent nightmares and insomnia due to CPTSD. Sometimes I lose my train of thought and have trouble finishing my… my…

Where was I? What was I saying?

Oh yeah! Sentences.


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26 Aug 2023, 12:34 pm

I find rainbow long socks to be attractive on a woman.



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26 Aug 2023, 12:35 pm

I have a date tonight for Netflix and Chill.

I’m trying to think of something unusual to tell him about myself.

I’ll be wearing pyjamas and cats.


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26 Aug 2023, 12:37 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I have a date tonight for Netflix and Chill.

I’m trying to think of something unusual to tell him about myself.

I’ll be wearing pyjamas and cats.


p****cats?

Sounds like a good night for the chap.



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26 Aug 2023, 1:02 pm

I have five cats. The two kittens sleep on my chest or curl around my neck every time I lie down. Macbeth does like MR quite a bit though. Maybe I'll be wearing "cat" instead of "cats", as a result.



On my first date with BF2 he told me that his aunt murdered four of her daughters by hanging them while the husband was at work. She hung all five but the youngest and lightest baby survived. Then she rang her husband and said "I think you should come home now". She was in a psych ward for about 20 years and they stayed married. When she got out they had more children. You know, Catholicism is like that sometimes.


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26 Aug 2023, 1:37 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I have five cats. The two kittens sleep on my chest or curl around my neck every time I lie down. Macbeth does like MR quite a bit though. Maybe I'll be wearing "cat" instead of "cats", as a result.



On my first date with BF2 he told me that his aunt murdered four of her daughters by hanging them while the husband was at work. She hung all five but the youngest and lightest baby survived. Then she rang her husband and said "I think you should come home now". She was in a psych ward for about 20 years and they stayed married. When she got out they had more children. You know, Catholicism is like that sometimes.


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26 Aug 2023, 2:43 pm

I had to wear braces (on my teeth) for 3.75 years when I was a kid.


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26 Aug 2023, 4:40 pm

I was told I needed braces when I was 13 years old, but the braces offered on the national health service were known to be ugly and ill-fitting, so I declined them, even though it would have been of no cost to me.

I later had braces in adulthood in my late twenties (invisalign).