Share a Fact About Yourself That You Would Tell a Date

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27 Aug 2023, 6:15 pm

There doesn’t need to be a punchline. We are just sharing facts (serious and absurd but real) that we could share on a first date.


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27 Aug 2023, 6:18 pm

I used to purposely troll bullies in high school, and would legitimately get beaten up occasionally, if I hadn't managed to run away from them.



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27 Aug 2023, 6:20 pm

At some point I would need to say, "By the way, I write a LOT of music but you are under no obligation to like it."


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27 Aug 2023, 6:22 pm

^ That’s cool!

My brother tried to hit me over the head with a vacuum cleaner when I was 12 because I was being annoying. My family frames it as my fault entirely.

My brother and I laugh about it now.


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27 Aug 2023, 6:22 pm

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I was a very skilled mountain biker


Am I missing a punchline?

I've met lots of mountain bikers, and they've all been adrenaline junkies, and practically fearless. And in Florida there aren't even any real mountains.



Are you referring to the past tense?
It's because I had a serious stroke and don't have the balance anymore.

I'm not an adrenaline junkie, I'm certainly not fearless, and I don't live in Florida.

Hat trick!


I biked the Laurentians, the Appalachians, and the Rockies.


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27 Aug 2023, 6:45 pm

On the internet, I'm over 6 feet tall. :nerdy:


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27 Aug 2023, 6:48 pm

I don’t like mirrors.


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27 Aug 2023, 8:01 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
On the internet, I'm over 6 feet tall. :nerdy:


On the internet, I am 8 feet tall.

Beat that!



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27 Aug 2023, 8:03 pm

On the internet, I’m a mystical creature who can turn people into stone.


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27 Aug 2023, 8:16 pm

I’m not as sweet as I seem in person.


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27 Aug 2023, 8:27 pm

I'll likely need to go to a vet in the middle of our date.


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27 Aug 2023, 10:13 pm

I was raised a Jehovah's Witness. Let's talk about religion and the Bible...

Most of my family is shunning me right now. It's probably for the best.

The fact that I sinned and needed to be punished was announced from the platform of my church.

They said that fornication was as bad as murder.

I'm a very emotionally-balanced, stable person, all things considered.


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27 Aug 2023, 10:17 pm

I have a thing for the Salem witch trials. And, I have a black cat. Actually, I have three female black cats known as Macbeth's weird witches. Oh, I have Macbeth too. I'm not into witches though, because that's different.

Care for some sage?


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27 Aug 2023, 10:23 pm

When I'm obsessed with a special interest, I need space. I hate it when partners want to talk about our relationship when I'm trying to defeat Gannon or am shooting targets with arrows in a game in a game.


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27 Aug 2023, 10:26 pm

I hate when partners want to talk about our relationship, period.

I communicate better with my body ... but I likely shouldn't say that.
(Move that over to the other thread for safer keeping.)


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27 Aug 2023, 10:30 pm

I don't mind talking with partners about our relationship, theoretically, but not during inopportune moments. I suppose it depends on the exact topic, though...


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