How To Get A Girlfriend If You're Autistic

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You may be asking yourself, i'm autistic so how the flying f**k can I get a girlfriend? The great news is that it is possible! The bad news is that you're autistic, and this means it will make it harder! Being autistic means you're just as horny as other nt men but because of your social skills challenges, you have a hard time impressing the ladiez. Why can't other women share my love of pokemon? It's just unfair.

Below is a highly thought out educational way of getting a girlfriend if you're autistic.



1. Assess where you are in life.

Are you late teens early 20s and going to college? Great! Remember kids, going to college and making that moni makes you more valuable to women. Keep up the good work!

If you're in your mid 20s, unemployed, still live with your parents, have helicopter parents, and not doing s**t with your life!, and clearly capable of living on your own and holding down a job, then don't expect to be impressing the ladies. Seriously what the f**k. If this is the case for you, i'm going to tell you what your parents should have told you a long time ago. You need to get off your lazy ass and go do something with your life! Listen, life is short. You need to prepare yourself to live a good future and you do this by making a living so you can live on your own someday! You know what women like? Guys who have MONEY and A JOB and A CAR! If you have parents who allow you to be unemployed and not do s**t with your life, your parents should be fired. That's just bad parenting.



2. Dress and get ready like you actually give a f**k!

You wanna know why a lot of autistics are considered unattractive? Seriously, out of all of the autistic males I know, half of them could pass as walking trashcans. It's because they don't absolutely give a rat's ass about trying to look good. They don't comb their hair, don't brush their teeth, they smell like ass, they don't even bother to get a decent haircut.

Some of these autistic males I see actually arne't that bad looking of guys, they really arne't. They just don't give a f**k at all and dress in the baggiest clothes, have the shittiest facial hair. Seriously if you want to impress the ladies, dress like a neurotypical male.

You want to know a part of the reason why there are more attractive women then there are attractive guys? Because they literally spend hours trying to look good. They do crazy s**t to their hair, put on makeup, shower every single f*****g day! Be like women, care about your looks a lot.



3. Know your limits.

Being autistic most likely means you're not going to be attracting these pretty preppy girls who are super popular and have the social life you wouldn't have with 9 lives. Out of all of the aspie males I know (trust me I know a lot), not one of them is "netflix and chilling" with hoes every single night. I bet you 20 bucks that most of them are virgins.

However are you screwed? Hell no. You just need to find a girl who's a little different and shares your interest. Extroverted aspies tend to be better off attracting women simply because all they have to do is find a girl who's nerdy and different and has the same interests as them and they quickly hit it off. Next thing you know they're "netflix and chilling" Here's some great advice. Learn how to talk about your interests, just keep talking, talk non-stop. If you're quiet and she doesn't know you, how in the f**k will she ever get to know you? Seriously, you need to learn how to talk to women or you're going to be alone for a long time!

You're not going to be a player. Don't even try to be a player either if you're autistic. Your appeal to women is either the nice genuine guy or the quirky guy with same interests as her. Don't try to be a player or PUA as this is reserved for men who know how to flirt, (a weakness for aspies) and how to talk to women and get them instantly interested in you. This isn't your game.



4. Learn how to talk to women.

I already went through this in the third option so i'm going to go through it again.

Extroverted aspies tend to be more succesful with women because it's easier for them to talk about their interests and chances are, they will find a woman who has similar interests to them. If you can learn to get comfortable talking to women and it's not a big deal anymore, then you're already more successful then most autistic guys. The autistic men I know who have girlfriends and have girls that are friends are nerdy yet talkative. This is what you want to be around women; talkative!

You may be asking yourself. How the f**k do I talk to women? To me they're just beautiful creaturs who could never accept a guy like me! This is what you're doing wrong. I just want to you to pretend that this beautiful girl is just another person like you and me! Remember this "beautiful girl" is just another person. She has thoughts, feelings, she even farts like you and me! Just talk to her like a normal person. Don't put her on a pedastol.


The reason why you suck with women is because you have the mindset of OMG WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME? SHOULD I SAY THIS? NO SHE'LL THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I WILL JUST SMILE VERY AWKWARDLY AND HOPE SHE DOESN'T NOTICE.

You need to make a woman feel comfortable being around you, that's the ultimate goal. If you can make the girl feel like you're a safe person to be around, you're already off to a great start!




5. There are three words to being succesful at anything!


1.) Ambition: If you want a girlfriend and you're willing to do whatever it takes to get a girlfriend then congratzulations. Start reading google article after google article.


2.) Resilience: You may get rejected, flaked, kicked in the nuts, receive a fake number, or get beaten up by her bigger stronger boyfriend but this won't stop you! You're going to bounce back up and keep trying to get a girlfriend no matter what! This is resilience.


3.) Consistency: I may fail 99 times before that 1 time when I finally get laid! This is consistency.




Learn to master these 3 things and you can be succesful as anything! (Except for being a center in the NBA)

But I already have one, sensei.

Good down to earth advice. Particularly on the hygiene part.

Darkphoenix1 - Have you ever had a girlfriend? Have you ever been on a date?

If not, perhaps your 20 yo self should refrain from giving advice on dating.

There's probably some good advice in that post, but it's written in the most condescending way possible. I've never had a girlfriend, but I would guess acting like that would not be a good way to acquire one.

There is actually a lot of good advice in this post and it does work. It's worked for me anyway. Being genuine and honest with consistency is important because when you inevitably say something wrong, and you will so don't worry about it, she will believe you when you say you didn't intend to be offensive/mean etc. If you are dealing with someone good they will get over whatever it was and still spend time with you. If they don't then it's highly likely you wouldn't want to be with that person anyway.

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