My butt only itches when I'm alone, or with familiar people

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So ladies, if your man scratches his butt cheeks around you, it only means that he feels totally comfortable in your presence. If he goes really deep, book a doctor's appointment.

How about on the first date? Lol!

I did actually have something similar happen to me. About 15 years ago, I chatted with a woman who is today one of my best friends from that era. It was about the second or third time we had met. We went separately to an invitation-only event and she was one of the queen bees of the group. She casually scratched herself. No big deal, although some part of me retained that West TX upbringing and felt shocked for a split-second. On the other hand, I also had a sense that I was in with that group.

It took me recalling it a couple of times to sort it out, but I had the beginning of a sense of what I meant when I wrote this post. I had been accepted by the pack, or whatever. She wasn't on her best behavior. It's an important social signal.

It certainly can be an important social signal. Either 1) the partner feels super comfortable with you, 2) the partner is not socially aware enough to know that doing it could be a turn-off, or 3) the partner doesn't care whether or not 2) is true.

It all comes down to the bond you have, IMO. But I hate it when guys scratch themselves on the first date or too early in the relationship. If that's your "best behavior" when your still trying to impress (I call it 'auditioning for the job'), I'd hate to see your worst when you really get comfortable!

Female equivalent might be hairy legs/armpits (probably more/less offensive depending on region), or boob adjustments (because bras do move - lol!).

We did get to know each other and get comfortable with each other abnormally fast. I was still on my best behavior at that point. It wasn't a date, but sex wasn't out of the question for any reason and we were a couple of adults with a lot in common.

It may have even been a dominance signal on her part. Talk about a role reversal, but I took it in stride.

It would be totally different for a woman to send a dominance signal at that stage than for a man to do so, in my opinion.

It means you got buttzoned.

And here I was, trying to raise the level of the debate in this forum.

That would make WP feels like home.

It sounds like a hygiene issue.

Is this the same thing as me scratching my balls around my girlfriend which I do a lot

That certainly happens more often in civilizations that don't use the Bidet.

Maybe there's some tapeworm crawling out...