inappropriate things to say to girls when u first meet them

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29 Dec 2016, 12:05 am

only in asian countries?

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29 Dec 2016, 5:25 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
only in asian countries?

:?


I don't think the term is common elsewhere, not sure.



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29 Dec 2016, 6:31 am

Bahahaha :lol: , tried it on two random girls.

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Good tactic to make them reply quickly. Bhahaha .... I am dying.



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29 Dec 2016, 6:53 am

Comparing her to a celebrity (e.g. "You remind me of so-and-so"), because you may not know her opinion of said celebrity and whether she considers it a compliment.



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29 Dec 2016, 7:09 am

"Tell me about your sexual fantasies."
"I just got out of the psych ward."
"I don't like your parents."
"I love you."
"Your eyes/nose/whatever reminds me of my ex."
"I don't have any friends."
"Hey little girl."



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29 Dec 2016, 11:30 am

"You remind me of a pornstar I was used to watch"



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29 Dec 2016, 11:52 am

Hi, I am an organ donor. Need anything? *Wink* *wink*



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29 Dec 2016, 12:06 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
"You remind me of a pornstar I was used to watch"


Now let's put this into test and see how "inappropriate" this inapproriate line.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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30 Dec 2016, 4:03 am

you're a scream, Boo.


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30 Dec 2016, 4:25 am

One I have actually heard being used:

"You're neat, let's breed"


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30 Dec 2016, 6:15 am

Sonikku wrote:
One I have actually heard being used:

"You're neat, let's breed"


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31 Dec 2016, 2:10 am

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09 Nov 2017, 5:49 pm

madbutnotmad wrote:
To help some of you aspo's out there, who are even worse than i am at talking to girls (if this is possible) and also for its comical value, i thought i would start up a thread about inappropriate things to say to girls/woman when you first meet.

1>Nice tits love.
2>What type of vagina do you have?
please add your own questions...


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09 Nov 2017, 6:32 pm

^^ LMAO!!

Hmm, okay...

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09 Nov 2017, 6:37 pm

Hahahaha!! That was funny Boo!!



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09 Nov 2017, 6:45 pm

"This better not end up with me in the friend zone."


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