I am the 105 year old virgin

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29 May 2011, 12:34 pm

Hello my name is D-dawg and I am 105 years old and I am a virgin. Yet I've had a happy life alone with my stuff guy named cookie dough.... Ok Im just kidding, but sometimes its funny to start out on a new site with a little humor, eh? (no I'm not from Canada). EH. So my name is Dusty, I'm from the USA and I have an amazing girlfriend who accepts me for how I am including my quirky tendecies. (sp) So to all you people whining out there, I've been there, but it is possible keep your chins up and DRINK THAT LIQUID COURAGE!! !! :lol:

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29 May 2011, 12:41 pm

I am 5 billion years old and I am a virgin.

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29 May 2011, 2:10 pm

When I saw the title, I actually thought this was one of Boo's topics. :lol:

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29 May 2011, 2:26 pm

I'm celibate until the next time.

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29 May 2011, 3:23 pm

I think I will be a virgin basically forever... In this life and in the next life and in the next one after that and also in the next one... until the sun will grow big and will engulfe the earth... and even after then I will be a virgin.

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29 May 2011, 3:33 pm

there is a lot of time before the sun turns into a white dwarf, then a black dwarf. Dont give up hope.

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29 May 2011, 3:41 pm

I plan to remain a virgin (at the very least in the traditional sense of the word)

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05 Jul 2011, 3:26 am

Well at least someone beat me out!

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05 Jul 2011, 3:32 am

People who know me tend to think I'm a virgin. Does that count? Guys I've dated usually curiously ask me if I've ever had sex. Later on in the relationship, I say I'm a virgin and they just laugh and laugh....

I'm a ~spiritual virgin who am I kidding, I love sex!

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05 Feb 2019, 11:12 am

I think there is a very high possibility that I will become a 105 kissless virgin.

Does that make me a total loser?

I am starving for some female affection but I know there is a very high possibility that I will never get it because most of the world's female population see me as very ugly and that's undesirable according to them.

I can't even get a single date with a girl I really like let alone any attention from a girl. Girls don't even talk to me, let alone touch me or date me.

I think I am a total loser because most young men in the world can get at least some attention from the girls while I can get none and I always fail.

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05 Feb 2019, 3:20 pm

It will happen eventually. Just be patient.

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09 Feb 2019, 12:18 pm

wxcwman wrote:

Are you French dude?

'cause I can smell that sense of humour of yours from miles ha

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10 Feb 2019, 12:20 am

I plan to be a virgin for as long as I live.

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10 Feb 2019, 12:55 am

I posted so the number of posts would no longer be #13.

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