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10 Oct 2023, 1:57 pm

I'm a cunning linguist (although I'll never join the dating pool ever again)


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10 Oct 2023, 2:01 pm

Recidivist wrote:
I'm a cunning linguist (although I'll never join the dating pool ever again)

I don’t think I will either, but it’s still fun to talk about.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:00 am

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When I was about seven I decided I would never get married because I heard that husbands usually died before their wives.

I was scared that my husband would die in our house and I wouldn't know what to do with the body.

"The goal is to impress them because you really want there to be a second date." I am not sure your line will work.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:04 am

This thread was meant to be largely silly.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:06 am

... and largely honest, I thought. ^


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21 Oct 2023, 10:07 am

Yep, that too.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:22 am

I've never met anyone who I have found to be more sexually attractive than myself.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:28 am

I brought my ex to see how you compare

My knuckles are bruised because I like to punch holes in walls

Can we have an extra menu for my invisible friend

My oldest child who is 10 years old is babysitting for the other 5 kids.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:37 am

I've brought a copy of my criminal record. Don't worry I've had therapy for the stalking issues.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:40 am

My family is buried in the garden, coffins & all.



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21 Oct 2023, 10:41 am

I've nothing against larger people but would you consider going on a diet for me


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21 Oct 2023, 10:45 am

My family is extremely conservative, so if you ever meet them, try to avoid talking about politics, LGBT issues, or human rights in general. Thanks!


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21 Oct 2023, 10:46 am

Don't worry about the fishy odour. You won't notice it as much once we've had sex.


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21 Oct 2023, 10:48 am

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Don't worry about the fishy odour. You won't notice it as much once we've had sex.


:eew:

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21 Oct 2023, 11:00 am

I usually take my teeth out for oral


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21 Oct 2023, 11:02 am

I usually leave me teeth in, just in case. :skull:


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