Page 1 of 2 [ 20 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

thinkinginpictures
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 May 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 867

22 Oct 2020, 11:00 am

Laziness is shunned upon. But In my opinion, lazy people are actually heroes, because they are too lazy to go to war, too lazy to travel etc. thus too lazy to carry a pandemic virus.

If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars. Also, no climate crisis would exist either.

Think about that, next time you use "lazy" in a derogatory way.



TheRobotLives
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Dec 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,477
Location: Quiet, Dark, Comfy Spot

22 Oct 2020, 11:07 am

I am pleased to be your hero.


_________________
Then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on, and you cast your fears aside, and you know you can survive.

Be the hero of your life.


FleaOfTheChill
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 Jul 2020
Age: 306
Posts: 897
Location: Everywhere

22 Oct 2020, 11:25 am

I read something somewhere that said when someone calls you lazy, the correct response is, "I think you mean highly efficient."



maycontainthunder
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Mar 2020
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,217
Location: Watching the dog watching me

22 Oct 2020, 11:36 am

I must be a hero as well!


_________________
To start press any key. Where's the any key?

Note to all: My user ID doesn't mean I'm going to explode at you it just means that I may contain...a different kind of thunder.


thinkinginpictures
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 May 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 867

22 Oct 2020, 11:36 am

FleaOfTheChill wrote:
I read something somewhere that said when someone calls you lazy, the correct response is, "I think you mean highly efficient."


When people call me lazy, I always reply: "I'm energy-saving."



aghogday
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Age: 60
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,391

22 Oct 2020, 12:38 pm



Emptying Pockets, Wandering Around Taking What is Offered
By Others Free to Survive, Just Trading Smiles Basically Sharing

Love Giving More...

And then Comes 'The Protestant Work Ethic' Taking More Than Giving

Hoarding More Than Sharing

Raping, Maiming, even Forecast Now to Extinguish 1 out of 8 Million Species
of Plants and Animals in the Coming Decades too; but You See, No one
Really Argues with the Lion/Lioness Leisurely Strolling on the Savannah in Balance;
For it is True, every Calorie Saved in Balance is the Promise of another Breath of Life.

My God, i haven't Earned a Penny from Actual Moving Work since January of 2008;
So Long, So Long Ago, Indeed; And It's also True my Wife Does Everything Around the
Home; As She Says She Does it All Better than Me; So i Dance Sing, Have it Your Way, Yes Dear

Do, What You Do Best..

Oh Lord, i Just Dance And Sing All Day/Night Long Even in my Dreams in

Balance of Peace and Joy Same;

It's true as my Psychotherapist Still Says, i am not Fit For Society Still

Today... i am Just too Dam Frigging Lazy To Be A Cog in A Machine Now;

And True, Most Days, i don't even Wear Clothes; i'll throw on Some Shorts
And A T-shirt, if i must Give 'Caesar' That Much When i go out in Public and Dance Some More...

And True; at my Leisure, i Bring Poetic Smiles to Women All Around the World; AFAIK that's all i Give to them...

Every once in a While, They Send me Smiling Photos; i Share Them With my Wife; She Says They Are So Sweet and Nice...

Yes in Dance, i Do the Same in Real Life; Wife Buys Me Shirts When i Go to the Dance Hall; She Betting on How
Many Honey Smiles Shirts She Picks Out, and Buys me, Will Attract, in Totals, for Dance Hall Night Smiles...

Ugh, Covid-19, Took Away all the Free Gift Hips of Grinding Booty Dances too; my Wife Laughs, She Sees

It Just Funny, Any Woman Would Wanna Dance That Way With GrandPa at 60; Butt Ya Know what 'Steve Miller'

Sings...

Dance, Dance, Dance, Sing, Sing, Sing, Dance, Dance, Dance, Sing, Sing, Sing, Eat, Sleep, Repeat Dance

Dance, Dance, Sing; JusT Free As Wind Spells Life is A Breeze; Water Swims me; Air

Flys me too Within FRiEnDS With Gravity ALWaYS LazY AS SPRinG

Meh; Works for me, it's Just like Breathing; no Sweat,

Just Flow, Never Worry or Get too Low/High Either...

ReMeMBeR LioNeSS/LioN/KinG/QueeN/WaLKinG oN The Savannah Grace in Balance Free

'Freddie Mercury' too; Just Another Message And Messenger of Sorts With Wings True

Did You Know, there is a Religion for Being Lazy; Some Folks Call it Buddhism, True,
Just Sit Still And Breathe, Just Breathe; Other Folks Call it Dudism, Yes an
Official Lazy Religion As Inspired by the Movie 'The Big Lebowski' too
in that Movie though, He does more than Sitting Still Meditation;
He also Does TAI CHI Free Style too; JusT HiS Way of
STaYinG iN YiN YanG Balance too;

And In the Movie
They Call Him the
Laziest Dude in
Los Angeles
And
It's
True,
Again,
i haven't
Made A Penny
For Active Actual
Moving Work since
January of 2008 Either,
It Will Be 13 Years this January ~19th, 2021...

NoW i Only LiVE iN LA Lower Alabama
Florida Panhandle of Trump Flowers;

But Remember, it's No Joke, the Meek
Who Give More than they take do Inherit the EartH Now

Sharing More Than Hoarding For Giving Thanks Giving More

And the Big Lewbowski Movie Takes the Best of LazY iN Balance

With Yang, No Woo; And Makes it True An

Art to Give to Pursue!

Even A Religion True;

Been Done About

2,000 Years

Ago True too;

Just Forget

The Money

And Stuff

And Love Life;

Don't Worry,
Be Happy;
Don't Worry,
Be Happy;
Let the other
Folks Run themselves
Ragged to Make Money, Buying Stuff, Hoarding too;
Yet, The Tortoise Wins the Race in Give More Than Take
iN Balance; And Well, the Bunny Rabbit, Just Does What Bunnies Do too...




_________________
KATiE MiA FredericK!iI

Gravatar is one of the coolest things ever!! !

http://en.gravatar.com/katiemiafrederick


Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 May 2008
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,604
Location: Stendec

22 Oct 2020, 1:23 pm

thinkinginpictures wrote:
Laziness is shunned upon. But In my opinion, lazy people are actually heroes, because they are too lazy to go to war, too lazy to travel etc. thus too lazy to carry a pandemic virus. If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars. Also, no climate crisis would exist either. Think about that, next time you use "lazy" in a derogatory way.

I am NOT "Lazy"!

I am just "Taking the path of least resistance"!


_________________
*TRE45ON!!*
Lock Him Up!


naturalplastic
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 25,366
Location: temperate zone

22 Oct 2020, 2:49 pm

Our forefathers froze at Valley Forge, and at Bastogne, and bled and died at the Alamo, at Fort McHenry, and at Omaha Beach.

And now it's time for each an everyone of us patriots to answer the call again...



TheRobotLives
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Dec 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,477
Location: Quiet, Dark, Comfy Spot

22 Oct 2020, 3:33 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
And now it's time for each an everyone of us patriots to answer the call again...

I am ready to answer the call. :)


_________________
Then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on, and you cast your fears aside, and you know you can survive.

Be the hero of your life.


Kraichgauer
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Apr 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 42,201
Location: Spokane area, Washington state.

23 Oct 2020, 5:52 am

Then I, too, am a hero!


_________________
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer


maycontainthunder
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Mar 2020
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,217
Location: Watching the dog watching me

23 Oct 2020, 6:05 am


_________________
To start press any key. Where's the any key?

Note to all: My user ID doesn't mean I'm going to explode at you it just means that I may contain...a different kind of thunder.


KT67
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,387

23 Oct 2020, 6:18 am

It depends.

Laziness is amoral.

If you're drafted into* an immoral war (such as invading another country) - be lazy. Do what you can to not do anything at all, while staying alive.

If you take a job as a firefighter - be brave and don't be lazy. Run into the burning building and save people.

Most people's jobs are somewhere between those two extremes. Most people's lives are as well.

Take conscious effort towards things that will benefit people. Don't make a lot of effort towards harming people, in fact try hard to avoid it even if that looks 'lazy' cos you're technically doing 'nothing'.

Society has a problem today because it is considered that all laziness is worse than all work. That isn't true.

Also - don't beat yourself up about being lazy. Most animals only exert effort in order to get food and spend the rest of their time preserving energy. Humans are unusual in that we don't do this. Even more unusual that a substantial amount of humans don't spend the rest of the time in 'play' but doing things they don't like.

* Otherwise don't take the job...


_________________
Not actually a girl
He/him


KikiKitty678
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 10 Apr 2019
Age: 23
Posts: 400
Location: United States

25 Oct 2020, 11:27 am

thinkinginpictures wrote:
Laziness is shunned upon. But In my opinion, lazy people are actually heroes, because they are too lazy to go to war, too lazy to travel etc. thus too lazy to carry a pandemic virus.

If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars. Also, no climate crisis would exist either.

Think about that, next time you use "lazy" in a derogatory way.


Love that. I love being lazy. I was never lazy until the pandemic. Now I’m proud to be lazy. :lol:



KikiKitty678
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 10 Apr 2019
Age: 23
Posts: 400
Location: United States

25 Oct 2020, 11:30 am

P.S. it’s important to be the right kind of lazy IMO. Not sit-in-your-parents’ basement lazy, but homebody-who-still cares-about-issues and is lazy when it comes to making more and spending more, traveling, wars, etc. but votes diligently, reads, has hobbies, and is kind and has great self-control and stress tolerance.



The_Face_of_Boo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Jun 2010
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 30,321
Location: Beirut, Lebanon.

25 Oct 2020, 1:21 pm

So she was crying all these years to have a couch potato man?


_________________
Come here to get the Block functionality for Wrongplanet:
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=390645


Sweetleaf
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Jan 2011
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 31,917
Location: Somewhere in Colorado

25 Oct 2020, 1:25 pm

Well thank you...I am by nature kind of a lazy person so its nice to think that is not a horrible character flaw. lol


_________________
Fascism is a disease.