Why lazy people are the true heroes

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Laziness is shunned upon. But In my opinion, lazy people are actually heroes, because they are too lazy to go to war, too lazy to travel etc. thus too lazy to carry a pandemic virus.

If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars. Also, no climate crisis would exist either.

Think about that, next time you use "lazy" in a derogatory way.

I am pleased to be your hero.

I read something somewhere that said when someone calls you lazy, the correct response is, "I think you mean highly efficient."

I must be a hero as well!

Emptying Pockets, Wandering Around Taking What is Offered
By Others Free to Survive, Just Trading Smiles Basically Sharing

Love Giving More...

And then Comes 'The Protestant Work Ethic' Taking More Than Giving

Hoarding More Than Sharing

Raping, Maiming, even Forecast Now to Extinguish 1 out of 8 Million Species
of Plants and Animals in the Coming Decades too; but You See, No one
Really Argues with the Lion/Lioness Leisurely Strolling on the Savannah in Balance;
For it is True, every Calorie Saved in Balance is the Promise of another Breath of Life.

My God, i haven't Earned a Penny from Actual Moving Work since January of 2008;
So Long, So Long Ago, Indeed; And It's also True my Wife Does Everything Around the
Home; As She Says She Does it All Better than Me; So i Dance Sing, Have it Your Way, Yes Dear

Do, What You Do Best..

Oh Lord, i Just Dance And Sing All Day/Night Long Even in my Dreams in

Balance of Peace and Joy Same;

It's true as my Psychotherapist Still Says, i am not Fit For Society Still

Today... i am Just too Dam Frigging Lazy To Be A Cog in A Machine Now;

And True, Most Days, i don't even Wear Clothes; i'll throw on Some Shorts
And A T-shirt, if i must Give 'Caesar' That Much When i go out in Public and Dance Some More...

And True; at my Leisure, i Bring Poetic Smiles to Women All Around the World; AFAIK that's all i Give to them...

Every once in a While, They Send me Smiling Photos; i Share Them With my Wife; She Says They Are So Sweet and Nice...

Yes in Dance, i Do the Same in Real Life; Wife Buys Me Shirts When i Go to the Dance Hall; She Betting on How
Many Honey Smiles Shirts She Picks Out, and Buys me, Will Attract, in Totals, for Dance Hall Night Smiles...

Ugh, Covid-19, Took Away all the Free Gift Hips of Grinding Booty Dances too; my Wife Laughs, She Sees

It Just Funny, Any Woman Would Wanna Dance That Way With GrandPa at 60; Butt Ya Know what 'Steve Miller'

Sings...

Dance, Dance, Dance, Sing, Sing, Sing, Dance, Dance, Dance, Sing, Sing, Sing, Eat, Sleep, Repeat Dance

Dance, Dance, Sing; JusT Free As Wind Spells Life is A Breeze; Water Swims me; Air

Flys me too Within FRiEnDS With Gravity ALWaYS LazY AS SPRinG

Meh; Works for me, it's Just like Breathing; no Sweat,

Just Flow, Never Worry or Get too Low/High Either...

ReMeMBeR LioNeSS/LioN/KinG/QueeN/WaLKinG oN The Savannah Grace in Balance Free

'Freddie Mercury' too; Just Another Message And Messenger of Sorts With Wings True

Did You Know, there is a Religion for Being Lazy; Some Folks Call it Buddhism, True,
Just Sit Still And Breathe, Just Breathe; Other Folks Call it Dudism, Yes an
Official Lazy Religion As Inspired by the Movie 'The Big Lebowski' too
in that Movie though, He does more than Sitting Still Meditation;
He also Does TAI CHI Free Style too; JusT HiS Way of
STaYinG iN YiN YanG Balance too;

And In the Movie
They Call Him the
Laziest Dude in
Los Angeles
And
It's
True,
Again,
i haven't
Made A Penny
For Active Actual
Moving Work since
January of 2008 Either,
It Will Be 13 Years this January ~19th, 2021...

NoW i Only LiVE iN LA Lower Alabama
Florida Panhandle of Trump Flowers;

But Remember, it's No Joke, the Meek
Who Give More than they take do Inherit the EartH Now

Sharing More Than Hoarding For Giving Thanks Giving More

And the Big Lewbowski Movie Takes the Best of LazY iN Balance

With Yang, No Woo; And Makes it True An

Art to Give to Pursue!

Even A Religion True;

Been Done About

2,000 Years

Ago True too;

Just Forget

The Money

And Stuff

And Love Life;

Don't Worry,
Be Happy;
Don't Worry,
Be Happy;
Let the other
Folks Run themselves
Ragged to Make Money, Buying Stuff, Hoarding too;
Yet, The Tortoise Wins the Race in Give More Than Take
iN Balance; And Well, the Bunny Rabbit, Just Does What Bunnies Do too...

Our forefathers froze at Valley Forge, and at Bastogne, and bled and died at the Alamo, at Fort McHenry, and at Omaha Beach.

And now it's time for each an everyone of us patriots to answer the call again...

Then I, too, am a hero!

It depends.

Laziness is amoral.

If you're drafted into* an immoral war (such as invading another country) - be lazy. Do what you can to not do anything at all, while staying alive.

If you take a job as a firefighter - be brave and don't be lazy. Run into the burning building and save people.

Most people's jobs are somewhere between those two extremes. Most people's lives are as well.

Take conscious effort towards things that will benefit people. Don't make a lot of effort towards harming people, in fact try hard to avoid it even if that looks 'lazy' cos you're technically doing 'nothing'.

Society has a problem today because it is considered that all laziness is worse than all work. That isn't true.

Also - don't beat yourself up about being lazy. Most animals only exert effort in order to get food and spend the rest of their time preserving energy. Humans are unusual in that we don't do this. Even more unusual that a substantial amount of humans don't spend the rest of the time in 'play' but doing things they don't like.

* Otherwise don't take the job...

P.S. it’s important to be the right kind of lazy IMO. Not sit-in-your-parents’ basement lazy, but homebody-who-still cares-about-issues and is lazy when it comes to making more and spending more, traveling, wars, etc. but votes diligently, reads, has hobbies, and is kind and has great self-control and stress tolerance.

So she was crying all these years to have a couch potato man?

Well thank you...I am by nature kind of a lazy person so its nice to think that is not a horrible character flaw. lol