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07 Dec 2023, 5:15 pm

Christmas seems to be a gold mine for bad movies. For every good Christmas movie, there are like 20 bad ones. Which ones do you think are the worst?

Some bad ones I've seen (or at least seen clips of):
- The Nutcracker in 3D (hands-down the worst adaptation of the ballet, it features Nazi rats, Albert Einstein as the protagonist's uncle, and a clown that looks like John Wayne Gacy)
- The Rapsittie Kids Believe in Santa
- The Christmas Tree
- Elf Bowling (features Tom Kenny as the villain and a host of ethnic stereotypes)



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07 Dec 2023, 5:29 pm

Christmas With the Kranks
Fred Claus.


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07 Dec 2023, 5:32 pm

Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny. :santa: :albino:


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07 Dec 2023, 6:24 pm



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07 Dec 2023, 6:27 pm

auntblabby wrote:

Another classic pile of stinky garbage worthy of Rifftrax ;)


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07 Dec 2023, 6:33 pm

but like the stinkiest cheese, they are so much fun ;)



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07 Dec 2023, 6:37 pm

auntblabby wrote:
but like the stinkiest cheese, they are so much fun ;)

Exxxactly! ;)


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07 Dec 2023, 6:39 pm

Here's a real cheesy treat btw :lol:

https://youtu.be/oORPmu-05Uw?si=-7LPIiVxRsvzIGJO


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07 Dec 2023, 6:42 pm

I actually did see Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny! It's even worse than any of the movies I listed at the top!



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07 Dec 2023, 6:44 pm

NibiruMul wrote:
I actually did see Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny! It's even worse than any of the movies I listed at the top!


Hehe I agree! It's the Grand Pumba of bad Christmas Movies. :mrgreen:


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08 Dec 2023, 6:58 am

Last Christmas (2019)

Kate, a shop assistant working as a Christmas elf in a Christmas shop in London, meets a guy called Tom. A recluse with no phone, no social media, not a trace of him.

Can I spoil the film? Because I'd like to talk about the plot twist at end. It ruined the film for me. Well, you've been warned.

So, Tom is dead. Yup. Turns out he's been dead this whole time! He was a ghost! The film took the line 'Last Christmas I gave you my heart' and made it literal. He was Kate's heart donor last Christmas. For elf's sake. Really? I mean, come on, really?


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08 Dec 2023, 9:42 am

I've never liked Holiday Inn, but it's still a Classic and it's very well made.


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09 Dec 2023, 6:55 pm

Idk why, but I've never been able to make it through the movie "polar express" with Tom hanks.

I can describe the movie as a movie about nothing.

Granted, it's a kids movie, but it still did bore me as a kid.



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09 Dec 2023, 8:50 pm

jamie0.0 wrote:
Idk why, but I've never been able to make it through the movie "polar express" with Tom hanks.

I can describe the movie as a movie about nothing.

Granted, it's a kids movie, but it still did bore me as a kid.


I admit, I did find The Polar Express a bit boring, but then again, the book it's based on doesn't have much of a plot, and the movie itself is fairly well-liked.



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09 Dec 2023, 11:04 pm

the polar express cheered me up when i had the holiday blues.



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10 Dec 2023, 9:40 am

Lost_dragon wrote:
Last Christmas (2019)

Kate, a shop assistant working as a Christmas elf in a Christmas shop in London, meets a guy called Tom. A recluse with no phone, no social media, not a trace of him.

Can I spoil the film? Because I'd like to talk about the plot twist at end. It ruined the film for me. Well, you've been warned.


I read the spoiler, and now I MUST see this film.