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babybird
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26 Apr 2025, 11:52 am

You've got a head full of capacity, that's why


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26 Apr 2025, 2:57 pm

"Have gun, will travel."


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26 Apr 2025, 3:41 pm

"I've been up all night waiting for my breakfast"


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26 Apr 2025, 4:56 pm

"One of these days, I'll put the two of you in the soup."

That was a line adlibbed by yours truly, appearing in a small role in an indie film.


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28 Apr 2025, 10:09 am

"Sexual Stamina is Not an attribute in Dungeons and Dragons!"


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29 Apr 2025, 5:10 am

Hey there, good lookin'... I got a bucket of chicken...


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29 Apr 2025, 12:58 pm

"my supposed mother, I've heard she was a friendly soul"


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29 Apr 2025, 3:00 pm

"Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping."

- Scott Pilgrim (from the movie of the same name :3)


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29 Apr 2025, 3:44 pm

Some wolves are hairy on the inside.


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29 Apr 2025, 8:54 pm

I'll never join you. You killed my father!
No, Luke. I am your father!
That's not true. That's impossible!
And Princess Leia is your sister!
That's not true. That's... improbable!
And the Empire will be defeated by EWOKS!
That's...(Cough) very unlikely.
And as a child, I built C-3PO!
Huh?
One hour later
And the force? Well that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called Medichlorians.
Look if you don't wanna take this seriously, I'm out.


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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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01 May 2025, 11:51 am

"But captain, if we land on Sun we'll get burned!"

"Stupid c-k, you think I'm an idiot? We'll land at the night!"


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01 May 2025, 12:02 pm

"I have good and bad news..."

"Start with the bad."

"It doesn't work."

"Hm... And good one?"

"We built it!"

"Finally!"


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02 May 2025, 5:33 am

"It is I, Leclerc, man of a thousand faces!"

"All of them the same."


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02 May 2025, 6:57 pm

CAN WE STOP FEEDING THE HORSES MAC AND CHEESE?! !! I MEAN LOOK AT THIS!! !


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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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04 May 2025, 11:22 am

"my poor mother, god rest her soul, was not a very articulate cook"


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04 May 2025, 3:41 pm

Aspiegaming wrote:
"Sexual Stamina is Not an attribute in Dungeons and Dragons!"

Then why did my DM make me spin 5d20 for it?