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28 Jun 2025, 4:08 pm

"Less shrinky cher"


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28 Jun 2025, 6:01 pm

I am not your failure Obi-Wan. You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did.


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29 Jun 2025, 5:50 am

"the exact word is actually pedantry"


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29 Jun 2025, 5:58 am

"if you can't get the real thing, go for an inflatable doll"


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29 Jun 2025, 6:53 am

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If you were a Sarah Lee gateaux I'd be excited"


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29 Jun 2025, 12:07 pm

"When the time comes, it'll detach it's anal hooks and slide out to meet the world"


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29 Jun 2025, 4:07 pm

As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly!


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02 Jul 2025, 11:22 am

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(How a policeman's wife can afford a mink coat and spend thousands of dollars shopping)



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02 Jul 2025, 11:57 am

"Kato is in hospital. It nearly blew his yellow skin off."



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02 Jul 2025, 5:30 pm

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"Do you know where they dump?"

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02 Jul 2025, 10:20 pm

Rommel: "If we weren't losing the war, would we still be doing this?"
Stauffenberg: :"It would be more all the more reason to."
From The Plot To Kill Hitler.


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03 Jul 2025, 1:46 am

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03 Jul 2025, 8:31 pm

Love is not sex.


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08 Jul 2025, 6:08 pm

"Wolves are no different than any other animal. If you believe they're nice, they're nice. If you believe they're mean, they're mean."

Mike Nelson: "Yeah, I don't think Peruvian Fire Ants are hip to that rule Santa."