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Do birthdays make you older?

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Where do pilots pee on a long haul flight

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Fog is artificial smoke spread at night by goverments to make people ill and stuff pharmacologists' pockets
It's genuinely what my mother and grandma says. Seriously.

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FACT: Doctors recommend vegetarians eat three square mules a day.

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To all folks regularly having meltdowns: Why won't ya just get a proper cooling system?

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Do steakhouses serve steak?

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03 Jul 2025, 6:13 pm

Do flea markets sell fleas?

(Seriously, as a Brit, the first thing I think of when Americans mention flea markets is a real market selling fleas). :lol:

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Why did scooby doo need scrappy doo?

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03 Jul 2025, 7:18 pm

Tamaya wrote:

Do flea markets sell fleas?

(Seriously, as a Brit, the first thing I think of when Americans mention flea markets is a real market selling fleas). :lol:

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03 Jul 2025, 8:07 pm

^ We have flea markets in Canada, too. But they never have fleas for sale, either.

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03 Jul 2025, 8:55 pm

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