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19 Feb 2023, 4:50 pm

If Nietzsche was in a band, what genre of music would he perform? I bet the songs would have really deep lyrics.

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23 Feb 2023, 8:26 am

I need to write about CPR for my health class. The problem is I don't know how to spell CPR. How can I write about CPR if I can't spell it?

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23 Feb 2023, 8:53 am

Why do fools fall in love?

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23 Feb 2023, 9:04 am

I'm spending the night at a friend's house and I was told that I needed to make my own bed. How am I going to do it? I don't have any wood.

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12 May 2023, 10:43 pm

The deadites are gonna take over the world

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12 May 2023, 11:19 pm

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Now that there’s a game called Hogwarts Legacy, that makes Hogwarts a real place, right?

Do hogs get warts?

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13 May 2023, 4:53 am

Sonic200 wrote:

I'm spending the night at a friend's house and I was told that I needed to make my own bed. How am I going to do it? I don't have any wood.

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13 May 2023, 4:39 pm

I want to see a little green pill on the table beside me when I wake up. I'd take it in an instant.

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13 May 2023, 5:44 pm

Little green pill?

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13 May 2023, 5:55 pm

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Little green pill?

The one that makes a sprout grow out of your head.

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13 May 2023, 6:03 pm

So...
you have the option of taking the blue pill (going on with your normal world view, and having all memory of this encounter erased), the red pill ( which clues you into the Matrix and the disturbing dimensions of reality about that), or the green pill which...makes .... a plant sprout out of your head? :lol:

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13 May 2023, 6:17 pm

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I took the green pill. I feel like a Sweet Pea.

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14 May 2023, 1:26 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

PBL187 wrote:

Now that there’s a game called Hogwarts Legacy, that makes Hogwarts a real place, right?

Do hogs get warts?

Do warts get hogs?

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14 May 2023, 3:46 pm

Do pigs understand pig Latin?

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14 May 2023, 7:19 pm

Is All In the Family a good TV show for an innocent Sweet Pea to be watching?

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14 May 2023, 11:28 pm

PBL187 wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

PBL187 wrote:

Now that there’s a game called Hogwarts Legacy, that makes Hogwarts a real place, right?

Do hogs get warts?

Do warts get hogs?

Is the mascot of the Hogwarts School a ...warthog?

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