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14 May 2023, 11:33 pm

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If Nietzsche was in a band, what genre of music would he perform? I bet the songs would have really deep lyrics.

Nietzsche was a linebacker for the Packers.


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22 May 2023, 11:38 pm

old_comedywriter wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
If Nietzsche was in a band, what genre of music would he perform? I bet the songs would have really deep lyrics.

Nietzsche was a linebacker for the Packers.


What do they pack and why did they need a linebacker?


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23 May 2023, 12:04 am

What would the single word version of positive negative be; would it be pegative, or nositive?


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01 Jun 2023, 6:03 pm

Why doesn't anyone in the world know what IDK stands for?


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01 Jun 2023, 6:03 pm

IDK


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01 Jun 2023, 6:18 pm

lol

Why do I hear someone talking about effective altruism in a Scottish accent right now?


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01 Jun 2023, 10:54 pm

Does losing your temper mean you are angry?


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01 Jun 2023, 11:08 pm

No. It just means that you mislaid your temper (under a stack of laundry maybe).



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02 Jun 2023, 3:32 am

Anyone who speaks with a different accent or dialect from mine needs speech therapy. My inability to comprehend them is obviously a them issue, not a me issue. :nerdy:


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02 Jun 2023, 3:50 am

naturalplastic wrote:
No. It just means that you mislaid your temper (under a stack of laundry maybe).


Oh that’s right. I intended to put my temper in the machine and wash it


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18 Jun 2023, 2:18 pm

Does being a veteran mean you work at the vets?


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25 Jul 2023, 11:22 am

Vote for Donald Trump.



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01 Aug 2023, 8:20 pm

Sonic200 wrote:
Vote for Donald Trump.


Can I vote for Donald Duck instead? He’s still called Donald, so that still counts, right?


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28 Aug 2023, 10:43 am

Why do people keep going to Gunpoint if they are always getting robbed there?



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02 Sep 2023, 4:48 am

What are Roll Credits? How can I get some?


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10 Nov 2023, 1:59 pm

Does being a loser mean I lose at everything?


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