I read about the hormone Oxytocin, and how it makes other people feel comfortable around you. I also found a website that sells cologne laced with that hormone; it works when people around you smell the cologne (Oxytocin itself is odorless). Since I've creeped out more people that I care to count, I bought a small bottle, figuring that I wasn't going to lose too much money. It arrived in less than a week, and the packaging looked quite presentable.
I sprayed it on without telling anybody, and went to a club with my friends. I failed miserably with girls, although for some reason, I wasn't as pissed off by rejection as usually. A few days later, my friends were going to this indie rock performance, and they invited me along. So I decided to try the cologne again, right before I walked out the door. Except this time, I sprayed the cologne a few times into the lid, held the lid to my nose, and inhaled sharply. As I rode in the car, I felt an ethereal sense of calmness and exhilaration come over me. I wasn't looking at the lampposts, I wasn't stressing out over the possibility of being stuck in traffic, I wasn't thinking about work. I just sat there, calmly looking out the window. "Wow, so this is how NTs feel on a daily basis!", I thought to myself. My friends commented on how they've never seen me like this before. I came clean, and showed them the cologne bottle I had in my pocket. When they first saw it, they laughed, and joked if I inhaled anything else.
But then they each tried what I did earlier, and when I told everyone: "hey, one spray a person; I paid a lot of money for this", I guess my tone of voice was so "good", that they actually complied without question. Our car was heading westbound, so there was a gorgeous sunset in front of us. We all ended up talking about it for nearly 10 minutes, and I felt so comfortable, it was almost ethereal. From what I remember, I felt that way only two or three times in my whole life, and I'm 24 years old. Whether it was the power of Oxytocin or simply the power of suggestion, it was one of the best nights of my life.