What do you talk about on a blind date?

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TwilightPrincess
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16 Apr 2023, 4:17 pm

- Could you pay this time? I’m a bit hard up right now, and I owe my dealer some money.


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16 Apr 2023, 5:57 pm

- Let's go meet some firefighters.


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16 Apr 2023, 8:54 pm

- All birth control methods were created by Satan.

- My favorite movie is Silence of the Lambs.

- Does the carpet match the drapes?


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16 Apr 2023, 8:57 pm

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16 Apr 2023, 9:49 pm

abortion seems interesting


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16 Apr 2023, 9:56 pm

- Let me tell you what my holy book says about women….

- Do you think God wants you to be wearing pants?

- Let’s pray together. Well, you can submissively listen to me pray.


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16 Apr 2023, 9:59 pm

How much do you charge, again?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:12 pm

- I've got some hilarious rape jokes. Do you want to hear them?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:48 pm

Tell me all your worst trauma experiences. I'll be glad to support you.


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