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18 Nov 2023, 2:02 am

i was born at a really young age


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18 Nov 2023, 5:15 am

Can I ask you a question?


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18 Nov 2023, 5:17 am

Are you sleeping?


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18 Nov 2023, 7:07 am

Are xenomorphs the pets of space hamsters?


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19 Nov 2023, 8:41 pm

I litteraly died


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19 Nov 2023, 9:14 pm

This car has an automatic gearbox, why doesn't it drive itself?


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19 Nov 2023, 9:22 pm

No matter how many times I cut it, it is still too short. ( Not originally mine)



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06 Aug 2024, 9:34 am

Why isn’t leopard pronounced Lee-oh-pard?


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08 Aug 2024, 10:04 am

Why isn't jeopardy pronounced "jee oh pardy"?



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23 May 2025, 1:30 am

Why do we need farmers when we can just get fruit and vegetables from the supermarket?



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23 May 2025, 5:20 am

"Sometimes ya just need a little less brain"


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23 May 2025, 7:18 am

Why do they post pictures of missing persons? No one would recognize them if they saw them.



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26 May 2025, 2:59 pm

Did George Washington build the Washington monument?



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26 May 2025, 3:05 pm

You can't be attacked more than once by the same leopard, that would be double leopardy.


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26 May 2025, 8:19 pm

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28 May 2025, 4:11 pm

Someone dumb said "nothing starts with an N and ends with a G", but I've been finding words all day that start with an N and ends with a G.