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28 May 2025, 4:56 pm

Tamaya wrote:

Someone dumb said "nothing starts with an N and ends with a G", but I've been finding words all day that start with an N and ends with a G.

Time for some egg nog.

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28 May 2025, 6:08 pm

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28 May 2025, 6:22 pm

Why do people spend so much money at Christmas? Why don't they just let Santa Claus take care of it?

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28 May 2025, 6:29 pm

Surely I don't really have autism. I'm too smart.

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28 May 2025, 6:40 pm

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?

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07 Jun 2025, 8:20 am

Is AI-generated music like sandwich meat, but for your ears?

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